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Rachel Uchitel -- Holier Than Thou

9/24/2010 7:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Rachel Uchitel has many names -- The Pilgrim of Mistresses, The $10 Million Holla, Nordegren's Nemesis -- and now she's Reverend Rachel Uchitel. All rise!!  That's what she said.

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TMZ has learned ... Uchitel was ordained this week by Universal Ministries -- an organization which, according to its website, "will ordain anyone, at no charge."

Our sources say Rachel -- who has two close friends with a wedding looming -- wanted to marry them.

And in case you didn't know ... Reverend Uchitel has an interest in married men.

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awards    

While I appreciate she has spent a lot of time on her knees, what is she doing now? Can't she re up with Tiger?

1457 days ago
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Shuffle Demon    

This chick has the face of a Horse, So I am guessing her friends couldn't get Mr.ED, so they asked the next Horse they knew.

1457 days ago
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Robert    

Whose mining her corner in Babylon?

1457 days ago
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Griffin    

my corgi could be ordained....

1457 days ago
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Shuffle Demon    

I guess I should have added that Rachel was very happy to be the minister at their wedding, she knows this is as close as she will ever get to the alter...

1457 days ago
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blackout    

ummmmm, kinda looks like a little coke left on her nose

1457 days ago
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nina    

Is that coke in her left nostril????

1457 days ago
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Bud    

She is now officially an ordained fellatist!

1457 days ago
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WEIRDO SLUT    

TO THIS DAY I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MEN LIKE TIGER, JETER, AND BOREANAZ DID THE FUNKY WITH THIS GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE'S ASS..ANY MEN FOR THAT MATTER.

1457 days ago
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HarryPalms    

She's performing weddings?????

1457 days ago
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HarryPalms    

High Priestress of ********

1457 days ago
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HarryPalms    

High Priestess of Fell a tio

1457 days ago
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Joan K    

Oh lordy, what next? She is a HO and I didn't think HOs could be ordained but then this organization will ordaine anybody and this proves it.

1457 days ago
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Express     

Why do we care?

1457 days ago
15.

Bud    

She is now officially an ordained fellatist!

1457 days ago
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