Michael Lohan -- I'd Fake a Relapse for Lindsay

I gotta say yesterday's post was of "this takes the prize for f'ed up in the head" until today. So, today, he's only going to PRETEND to be drunk. OMG, this guy's need for attention like a 2 year old is like nothing I've ever seen before...He is a STALKER OF HIS OWN DAUGHTER!!!!

Michael "the Predicament" Lohan

I like how everyone who is dissing on this man is doing so by spewing disgusting, vulgar, rude, violent, threatening, often misspelled insults at him. For any of you to be "better" than this guy, you'd have to learn how to express yourselves without swearing or using threatening language filled with spelling and grammatical errors.

Not only that, you're so emotionally involved in this family's life that you don't even know, that you actually get angry and "hate" this man. This guy may or may not be insane but at least it regards his own family. What excuse do you have for getting so worked up over someone you don't even know.

When I compare both the statements of this guy, and all the comments here, the ones who look most pathetic are the people leaving these comments.

@47- You do not get to call someone a loser when you don't even understand the difference between the possessive term "your" and the contraction "you're". Anyone who thinks "your" stands for "you are" should be locked away on a "special island".

Michael Lohan shut the **** up already!

good job tell them that you plan to "fake" a relaps that will get you in the doors..by "faking" it..what a moron hey lets get this guy some help for "faking" his relaps.really i mean really i mean really.

Hime short for: Hi it's me ....Michael.

Hey Mike, Can you say dry drunk. Clean up your side of the street, dude. Oh, call your local AA group, they can help.

Oy vey, imagine having a father like this. I guess being a stalker to get publicity is better than working for a living.

There isn't a psychiatrist or therapist who would tell Lindsay to have a relationship with her father, he's unstable and clearly untreated. Avoidance would be the safest way to live, he now seems to be dangerous. Poor girl I hope she's being protected from all of his bizarre behavior. He's mentally ill. Faking being drunk to get let into Betty Ford, and they wouldn't be able to tell? Riiiiiight. Time to move back to NY where he belongs.

There isn't a psychiatrist or therapist who would tell Lindsay to have a relationship with her father, he's unstable and clearly and untreated. Avoidance would be the safest way to live, he now seems to be dangerous. Poor girl I hope she's being protected from all of his bizarre behavior. He's mentally ill. Faking being drunk to get let into Betty Ford, and they wouldn't be able to tell? Riiiiiight. Time to move back to NY where he belongs.

86- Good news, she is being protected from him, Dina has banned him from seeing Lindsay and also ordered the staff at Betty Ford not to let him see Lindsay under any cir***stances.

This guy really needs some psychological help. Hell, this whole family does. But this guy really needs it for sure.

It strikes me that each of them really do need the other. At the end of the day, it is always their freakishly bad behavior that gets them face time...TMZ STOP putting a camera and mike in his face and will likely explode. Can we at least give it a try. C'mon, everyone, when you see him coming, turn the cam off. Let him blab, just don't record. Collectively shut this idiot down. Consider an early Christmas gift to the world.

I wish he would do something and get locked up in JAIL for a LONG time. Maybe his daughter could escape him then. He is a media whore - perfectly willing to destroy his daughter for a few minutes of fame.