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Mike Lohan Swears Off Media ... In Statement to Media

10/20/2010 11:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan just released a statement to the media -- swearing he will no longer talk about his family in public ... right after this one last statement to the media.

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In the no-more-statements statement -- Papa Lohan declares, "I want to make a public statement that I will not be commenting on ANYTHING relating to my daughter Lindsay, or ANYTHING my ex-wife Dina, or any 'sources' related to her, might say."

He continues, "NO MATTER what accusations, lies or conjecture are disseminated to the public about me, for the sake of the ones I love and with hope of creating peace, I WILL NOT respond, in ANY way, to what is said or done, to me."

Michael concludes, "For the sake of those I offended, I apologize and ask their forgiveness ... So please refrain from calling or contacting me."

So there you have it ... the last time Michael Lohan will ever talk to the media about his family ... ever ... for the rest of time.

You believe him, right?


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106.

Lindsays Friend    

!!!!! **** MICHAEL **** !!!!!


!!!! THANK !!!! !!! YOU !!!


.. I believe you may have been reading another one of my posts -- or some others, but in ANY CASE ...

!!!! THANK !!!! !!! YOU !!!

on Lindsay's behalf ...

!!!! THANK !!!! !!! YOU !!!
!!!! THANK !!!! !!! YOU !!!
!!!! THANK !!!! !!! YOU !!!

She really is (or -- hopefully, HAS been) a PRISONER OF YOUR PUBLIC ASSAULTS INTO HER PRIVATE LIFE --

SHE HAS NOWHERE TO RUN, NO PLACE TO HIDE -- either the media are after her directly, or pummeling her with the stuff you and Dina arethrowing out there --

... it has been a PSYCHOLOGICAL LAND-MINE WAR-ZON ***HELL** FOR HER -- *NO* THANKS TO YOU -- at least in part ...

.. so now, once more, I sincerely -- thank you.

... now -- I DO UNDERSTAND HOW ***VERY*** DIFFICULT IT WILL BE FOR YOU to deliver on that, because your entire mission statement has been to stand up against the constant media lies about you, Lindsay, Dina -- the whole mess --

.. so -- REALLY -- MICHAEL, I DO UNDERSTAND ...

but I ***COMMEND** YOU HIGHLY -- for choosing wisely to take this giant step in the right direction.

and so i also ***FERVENTLY*** PRAY FOR YOU -- that in each day, and night, whether by eensie tiny baby steps -- or HUGE GIANT STEPS -- you succeed in becoming "dead to self" -- and therefore equally "dead" to the media ---

let them poke, let them prod, jeer, lie -- that's ALL THEY KNOW ANYWAY -- NO MORE --

so don't you give them any more, y' hear?

I want you to become SO DRIED UP as far as Lindsay is concerned that the media describes you as a prune!!

.. ok -- Michael -- here's a thought -- maybe a VERY HELPFUL one

(since it may be that you somehow may read this .. )

OK -- here goes --

FOR THE MEDIA -- or AS FAR AS THE MEDIA IS CONCERNED ...

... may I suggest you follow your calling in The Lord?

now that will no longer be contributing to the problem ...

... and no longer having to defend yourself and your actions

... take a deep breath ...

and look around you ...

... all those paparazzi -- don't you realize how TOTALLY LOST they are?

... I believe that you, Michael, may have an UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY to reach these lost souls for Christ.

... and so, Michael, it is my prayerful suggestion that you take advantage of every encounter with the media to procalim the Truly Good News -- that NO ONE HAS TO GO TO HELL -- unless THEY CHOOSE TO GO !!!

... first of all -- you may bring a few souls into Eternal Life with you -- and spread the gospel through a media that never intended to be so helpful in so doing -- that happens (amazing how God can use dung for fertiler huh?) -- no! -- not YOU, are the dung -- the paps -- the media (Satan's harlot)

... second of all, the worst criticism you mat receive is that you've "gotten religion" (oh sure -- they'll try to twist it around and say that you're just trying another tactic to convince Lindsay and everyone that you're really ok -- and you know what -- in that context , you REALLY WILL BE 'OK' -- in fact -- much better than just 'ok' -- and it won't be a tactic (PLEASE -- DO NOT MAKE THIS A "TACTIC" !!! ) it will be the truth ...

... you will be amazed at what a bit of genuine, consistent, honest truth can do to heal broken relationships

... finally -- those who would harrass you or try to use you will suddenly find temselves exceedingly uncomforatble in the Presence of the Convicting Power of The Holy Spirit ...they will ... flee ..casting furtive glances behind themselves to see that you are not pursuing them ...

.. ok Michael -- that's the best i can do -- other than continue to pray --

in ANY CASE -- keep this between you and God -- you WILL HAVE TO RELY ON HIS LEADING EVERY STEP OF THE WAY -- DO NOT RUN AHEAD, DO NOT TURN ASIDE ... WHEN HE SAYS STOP! --- YOU STOP! WHEN HE SAYS BE QUIET -- YOU HUSH!

and when you speak,speak only that which honors Him, and Jesus Whom He sent to Save us all --

-- Michael -- it's 'good news' to hear of your intentions to remove any and all of your public assault on Lindsay -- that's good news, Michael

-- NOW!!!

GET OUT THERE AN TELL THEM THE

***REALLY***

***GOOD***

***NEWS***

-- GOD LOVES US -- EACH AND EVERY ONE

-- AND SENT JESUS TO PAY THE PRICE OF OUR SIN -- EACH AND EVERY ONE

-- SO THAT WE CAN LIVE WITH HIM ETERNITY -- EACH AND EVERY ONE

-- FOREVE!!! -- EACH AND EVERY ONE ...

... who so choses to accept His Payment for our sin

So, now, Micahel -- GOD SPEED, SIR -- SET YOUR SAILS FOR HEAVEN -- AND TAKE AS MANY WITH YOU AS YOU CAN --

... and someday, I look forward to seeing you close at hand in eternity,

in His Love,

Lindsay's Affectionate Fan


PS -- LINDSAY

-- this is for you, too

-- His Love -- your Heavenly Father -- He's Perfect

-- not like yur earthly father -- Michael -- no offense intended,

-- but (pssssst -- secret .. ) we're all human -- not perfect -- mess things up, y' know -- me, you , Michael --

-- that's why He Came to die for us -- so we couild be with Him -- for ever ...

-- Lindsay -- you come too -- please?

1431 days ago
107.

tc    

Michael and Gloria Allred should get together to form the perfect Douchetard couple of fame whores. Sounds like a pilot program to me.

1431 days ago
108.

Lindsays Friend    


ok -- Darkrage6 -- I didn't mean to be quite so cold, seein' as you're hurtin' a bit ...

so -- people die all the time -- you will die, I will die.

If I understand your reasoning, if there was a God, then your cousin would not have died in a car crash, right?

please explain how that works -- I'm baffled --

there is a God -- and people die all the time for all kinds of reasons ...

... so how exactly does that work for you ?

sincerely -- really -- in His Love

-- because I wouldn't want you to miss out on it -- especially for the wrong reasons --

-- can you say a bit more?

Lindsay's A-F

1431 days ago
109.

darkrage6    

Well even before my cousin died, I still severely doubted the existence of any God, but her death was confirmation enough for me.

1431 days ago
110.

Lucky_130    

@ Darkrage- Im sorry about the loss of your cousin. I have never found a way in convincing any atheist God/Krsna is real.
When I was in New Orleans recently I talked with several bartenders, and folks that remind me of you. The funny thing is they did not believe in God either, but when I asked if they believed in the Devil or where the crossroads where Robert Johnson supposedly sold his soul to the Devil they all got a scared look on there face, and got real quiet ironically.

1431 days ago
111.

Lindsays Friend    

ok -- so i still don't get it -- are you saying that if God is real no one would die?

1431 days ago
112.

Lucky_130    

@darkrage- also whenever I have seen a psychic they always give me this creepy look and tell me I should be dead, I laugh and say can you tell me which time? They respond by telling me I have respond by telling me I also have the gift and I have 2 angels with me. I tell them, I know. Have a nice night, and take care. Remember Ozzy loves you

1431 days ago
113.

Lindsays Friend    

ok -- darkrage6 -- sorry -- i gotta leave off for now -- i'll check back tomorrow -- i hope we can go a bit further with this -- i'd really like to understand ...

in His Love -- for you --

Lindsay's A-F

1431 days ago
114.

darkrage6    

Well I don't relaly know to explain why I don't believe in God, I just don't, though it's not for lakc of trying, my parents were both religious(my dad's catholic and my mom's a christian scientist)so I was forced to go to church alot, I tried to get into it but for whatever reason, religion just never really clicked with me.

1431 days ago
115.

Lindsays Friend    


whew -- you caught me just as i was leaving -- ok -- fair enough -- you've actually hit the nail on the head and don't even realize it! (there's lots of folks who are in the same position as you..)

ok -- so here's the deal -- it's true -- what you don't believe in is religion -- and that's a GOOD thing -- because religion is not God, and God is not religion. You may be surpised that you and Jesus agree on that! One of the biggest problems Jesus had was dealing with religion!

God is God -- He doesn't need a religion, he doesn't require a religion, and some of the people who have the biggest problems believing in God were raised with a lot of religion!

Confused? Yep -- so are lots of folks --

ok -- religion is human-made, God is God; religion is stuff people think up to get themselves organized around a concept -- which may or may not include "God", or may include some flavor of "God" -- is the catholic God the same as the Christian Scientist God?

All right -- you have some REAL GOOD REASONS not to "believe in God" -- because you really have no idea Who God Is (and that's not a put-down -- it's very understandable!!!)

Christians are not a religion -- they are a relationship to God. The "Christian religion" is a term that is used to describe those who live in this relationship, but it does not create this relationship. Going to church will never make anyone a Christian. Neither will "living right" -- no matter how hard you try (it's commendable, but it can not make you a Christian).

Every church building in the world could disappear and God would still have his Church (and it's not Catholic, by the way -- it's "catholic" -- with a small "c" -- look that up in the ictionary)

ok -- so long story shrt -- you are a lot closer to believing in God than you realize -- because you have rejected any substitute such as "church" and "religion" -- you're ok -- but still, in God's sight a sinner (like me!) --

... that's ok too, 'cause you know what? Heaven will be FULL of SINNERS! YEP! sinners just like me -- and you!

There's just one catch -- Heaven will be full of sinners who have accepted Jesus' payment for their sin when He died on the cross for us, and then God raised him from the dead. These are SAVED sinners -- like me -- and hopefully, someday soon, like YOU!

unfortunately, sinners who do NOT accept God's offer of salvation will NOT be in Heaven --

there will not be any UNsaved sinners in Heaven -- only SAVED sinners --

so -- the choice is yours --

I'm not sure that you really believe that there is NO GOD --

I think that you simply haven't come to KNOW GOD -- and I commend your wise discretion -- you have not let yourself be forced into church or religion and forced to accept those as God -- something in you is telling you that, if there IS a God -- He has to more than church and religion --

... and you are right!

... now -- my prayer is that, VERY SOON -- you will find out just how RIGHT YOU ARE!

you may also find that there is a place for you -- and perhaps your cousin, and the rest of us -- where we can be together forever --

in His Love,

Lindsay's Affectionate Fan

1431 days ago
116.

Lindsays Friend    

( ... btw -- Darkrage6 -- post #123 is for you!)

In His Love ...

1431 days ago
117.

darkrage6    

Well the thing is i'm actually Agnostic.

1431 days ago
118.

Lindsays Friend    

Darkrage6 -- agnostic --that just means you don't believe that it is possible to "KNOW" that God exists -- right?

like -- it can't be proven -- right?

1431 days ago
119.

darkrage6    

Yeah something like that, basically Agnostic means you ackwnoledge that there is possiblity of a higher power, but you don't classify that higher power as God(if there is any)and to go along with that you also don't feel the need =read ny Bible or go to any church, but you can still pray for others if you feel the need.

1431 days ago
120.

Lindsays Friend    

... ok -- at the risk of grossly over-simplifying what can be a fairly complex topic (agnosticism) -- let me just cut to the chase ...

The Truth is simple ... the just live by *faith* and without *faith* it is impossible to please Him ...

... nobody 'knows' everything, therefore everybody 'believes' something ...

agnostics 'believe' that it is not possible to 'know' if God exists -- sorry to be so blunt here, but that is a contrived 'cop-out' which sets up a 'straw man' criteria for 'knowing' and then 'proves' it.

As a believer in God, I will be the first tell you that no human criteria for 'proof' of the existence of God will ever be sufficient to succeed at proving the existence of God apart from faith.

God can only be known by faith -- which is obviously not a sufficient criteria for those who insist that God must be small enough to submit to their contrived criteria for His existence.

Things which can be proven no longer require faith.

Faith is that by which we 'know' about that which can not be proven ... the 'chair' example: you walk into a room and see a chair -- it looks like a sturdy chair, and most chairs you've ever sat in will support your weight, and this chair looks like it will support your weight -- so you 'believe' that this chair will support your weight, but you don't 'know' if this chair will support your weight. So you sit in the chair, and it wasn't sawn half-through, and it held your weight. You now no longer 'believe' this chair will hold your weight because you 'know' it will.

... nobody 'knows' everything, therefore everybody 'believes' something ...

you believe that God can not be 'known' because He can not be proven.

you believe that faith in this belief spares you from the consequences of denying God even if He does exist, and spares you from the false hope of God if He does not exist.

for those who need to feel in ultimate control -- this is 'safe' -- a 'sure bet' -- because you 'can't lose' -- you neither deny God nor acknowledge Him -- what's the 'payoff' for you?

What you fail to realize is that you ARE losing by not having the realtionship that CAN be 'known' with God ... both in this life and the one to come ... control is just an illusion ...

... but in all fairness, I have to say that, to 'know' God is a Gift that He gives -- not something we can conjure up on our own ..

so I suppose for some it's 'safer' to 'opt out' of knowing than to risk admitting that one has not known or does not know Him.

simply saying it can't be done excuses one from any fault in trying or not trying ...

but He tells us that no one who comes to Him will be turned away ...

... are you afraid that if you try to know Him, you will be rejected?

Or -- as someone once said, are you afraid that, if you allow yourself to believe, you may find that He doesn't exist, and therefore will be utterly crushed in hopelessness? (kids whose parents had them believe in Santa Claus tend to have this 'fear')

so I guess that, as long as you never really 'know' He exists, you can always 'hope' He exists, and therefore have at least some bit of 'faith' -- but not too much -- certainly not so much as would require a response, a sense of gratitude, or commmitment ...

I think i understand -- it's a bit sad -- especially considering the joy that comes from really knowing Him

... tell you what -- I'm going to pray that God will give you the Gift of Faith to believe in Him -- when you get it, you will have to decide what to do with it -- OK?

in His Love,

1431 days ago
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