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Steven Slater

I'm a Rapper Now, B*tches

11/17/2010 7:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater is now a professional RAPPER -- and TMZ has obtained his new song ... a song that makes Angelina from "Jersey Shore" look like friggin' Jay-Z.

Steven Slater Rap Video
Dude just scored a contract to spit some rhymes for a company called Line 2 -- a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting ability on airplanes that have Wi-Fi.

As for some of the lyrical gems ...

My name is Steven Slater...
And I'm no longer blue...
Now don't be a hater...
Cause you never flew.

Now I'm pimping Line 2...
And the killer app it is...
My legal fees are paid...
By the .com biz.

Climb into the cockpit...
And throw all the switches...
Now you're using Line 2...
I'm Steven Slater bitches.

Dope.

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31.

KERRY J!    

YEP, SAW THE MUSIC VIDEO. HE'S BETTER OFF STICKING WITH THE JUMPIN' FROM OUTTA THE PLANE, ALONG WITH THE 2 BEERZ. :D

HELL, "LINE 2" SHOULD'VE "CONTACTED ME!!!", TO DO THE RAP THANG!, I'LL ROCK DA HOWZE!, TRU DAT!

BEING A RAPPER "TAKES MORE" THAN JUST WEARIN' A BLACK HOODY, DOIN' THE HAND GESTURES, MAKIN' THE FUNNY FACES, WALKIN' THE SO-CALLED, "MEAN STREETZ". IT'S MORE THAN THAT!

ANYWAY I'M NOT HATIN'. NOT MY STYLE. JUST LIKE THAT "REEBOK COMMERCIAL";

"LET U.B.U.!" :D

I'M OUT, PACE.

1400 days ago
32.

cryan    

Oh man...I got a good laugh out of this! Don't hate, he obviously is doing this for the cash plus he knows it's a joke, chill! LOL

1400 days ago
33.

JLS    

Fred Farkel makes me want to throw up.

Past that, I think this is hilarious! I think he did this to be FUNNY. Trouble is, the bunch that usually posts here doesn't have a sense of humor.

And they get wound up tight about stuff they shouldn't. Pick your battles. This ain't one of them.

1400 days ago
34.

Christina    

If this is meant as a form of thearpy for him I would ask if it was intended to put all of the listeners into thearpy? If I only had hearing aid that I could shut off and stomp on.

1400 days ago
35.

tttt    


Google in the input: clshoe.us you can find many brand names, even more surprising is that he will sell you the unexpected o(∩_∩)o

1400 days ago
36.

whatevs    

" this gay guy can cause a stir and put lives in danger on a flight "

Huh? How do you figure that? The plain wasn't even moving, dumb*ss!

1400 days ago
37.

WatcherOne    

Oh yes, so bad with your transparent eyebrows and scrunchy face. LOL

1400 days ago
38.

tgrfan42069    

" this gay guy can cause a stir and put lives in danger on a flight "

Huh? How do you figure that? The plain wasn't even moving, dumb*ss!

you are the dumb ass he did put people at risk when he oppened that excape door just because he was bing a gay diva..

1400 days ago
39.

CW    

I think this rap is pretty damn funny!!! Who is he??

1400 days ago
40.

Bubbles The Chimp    

This guy being a rapper is as believable as Joe Jonas being straight.

1399 days ago
41.

MikeP    

I agree with #7, Its got nothing to do with him being gay.
Its just that he a(s a person) is annoying, and this commercial is not even funny or clever on any level. Its just dumb.

1399 days ago
42.

amers8707    

I'm going to say this politely..That is the most ridiculously stupid rap ever. He's kidding right? I sure hope so.

1399 days ago
43.

Strunz28    

What an a-hole...

1399 days ago
44.

really?    

look a little like Darth Sidious in this still frame

1399 days ago
45.

moxie    

Golly, isn't that queer?

1399 days ago
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