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Vivid to Octomom -- Be Our Hostess with the Mostest

12/6/2010 9:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Vivid Entertainment still wants a piece of Octomom -- but now they've lowered their request down so far, it almost has nothing to do with porn at all. Almost.

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Vivid has previously offered Nadya Suleman $1,000,000 to do porn as a way to help fight off her financial troubles. They tried again for $500,000 and then offered her a job as a production assistant. Octo turned 'em all down.

But now Vivid is trying again -- this time head man Steven Hirsch has his eyes on the AVN Awards in Las Vegas next month. He's sent Nadya's lawyer a letter, offering her a job as co-host of their parties during the weekend's festivities. No word on how much she'd get paid.

As we first reported, Octo has until December 31 to fork over a $450,000 balloon payment on her house ... or else the guy who holds the note is going to kick her to the curb.

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76.

Tired of toxomom    

Kimba- the same could be said about you. Those mindless youtube videos that you love so much could have been put up by you using one of your many aliases.

As for the poor people in the vicinity of Madonna Lane, they truly do HATE that neighbor from hell. The noise, the crowds, the smells coming from that house. Believe me, they are considering taking up a collection to pay off Amer to finally boot that walking circus freak out. They want their neighborhood back. None of them bought in to the neighborhood with the expectation of an illegal daycare center being put in the middle of it. The only good thing is that media interest has finally died off and there is only the occasional low-rent pap out there any more.

@Donedonedone: I don't think that Kimba10/MsSarcia is the octo-loon. While she does occasionally parrot the beotches statements, her own sentence structure shows she's someone with a minimal education level at best. I have to agree with Bruno that her very colorful turn of phrases are a hoot to read. They are the kind of thing you would expect to hear from a 1st grader. Death ears, speaking out of terms, sex attic. Very, very funny stuff.

@Alvin- Carry on writing the truth. As much as Kimba10/MsSarcia would like to stick her head in the sand and blame everything on everyone else, reasonable people see the lies and deceptions and are disgusted by her sociopathic behavior. Oxy-botoxy's twin will never be more than a 3rd rate Michelle Duggar or Kate Gosselin. She's absolutely bat-sh*t crazy, ugly as sin and thoroughly unlikeable. In other words, she's a welfare cheat's wet dream.

1225 days ago
77.

Alvin    

Posted at 9:55 AM on Dec 8, 2010 by Kimba10

Sarcia - don't you even know how to read? Is all your "proof" youtube videos? From a known liar no less? Learn to do some research. You know... a library, court do***ents, Worker Comp do***ents, signed affadavits. Never heard of them? Well, get out your Funk and Wagnell and look it up! (You're dumb as a stump).

I gave you the link of that statement from the OC Register. (That's a newspaper if you've ever heard of one.) I didn't write that article - they were interviews the newspaper did with the neighbors. I didn't even put my quote in from the neighbor I talked to.

Face it, Sarcia/Kimba/Pooky, she is "disliked" all over the country for being the scammer she is. The only one who doesn't have enough brains to see that is you.

BTW, Tired - It's very easy to put the truth out there. Everyone except Sarcia has seen it only because she doesn't read. I doubt she has ever done any research. She only watches movies and only selective ones at that. She's never heard of legal do***ents.

1225 days ago
78.

Edward    


Kimba/Sarcia is not Nadya
Here is Sarcia proposing a thread on Black History Month. She offers to help the White folks with a White History Month.

http://forums.soapnet.go.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=11&nav=messages&webtag=soapnetoltl&tid=3260...4

To remind and show young minds where we been yesterday...

In her very best Ebonics

Some other interesting "gems" there also

1225 days ago
79.

Edward    

Actually, Alvin,
Sarcia is studying to become a paralegal. She be very knowledgeable about filling out forms. She get lots of practice at the welfare office.

Sarce. I just read this exchange, and I have to say...you are a great debater. If you want to be a lawyer someday, study on girl! You're a natural~

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Thank you Babada... sorry it took me so long to respond, I've been posting in and out of other threads and just never got around to reopening this one until now. As a matter of fact, I'm studying paralegal... Law school is to time consuming, 8 years, intern yahda, yahda, yahda. (Screaming!) anyway, thanks Babada. LOL

1225 days ago
80.

Alvin    

Edward... can you try giving the link again? It got cut off.
(BTW, who's Babada?)

1225 days ago
81.

Edward    

Babada was an admirer that complimented her on her debating skills. Right up there with Sarah Palin's.

http://forums.soapnet.go.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=41&nav=messages&webtag=soapnetoltl&tid=3260...4

1225 days ago
82.

Alvin    

Okay, saw it. Sarcia didn't even realize Babada was being sarcastic to her! LOLOLOLOL And Sarcia claims she's studying to be a paralegal? Where... online?

Well, Sarcia/Kimba better improve her English and written skills a bit more than a 3rd grader.

1225 days ago
83.

Edward    

looks like it cuts off on it' own
just google sarcia black history month
on the one life to live

also google sarcia wii
on buzzillions website
she from Phildelfia like I be saying

1225 days ago
84.

Alvin    

Edward... ETA my dog writes better than Sarcia/Kimba does!

1225 days ago
85.

Star Whacker    

Hey Hollywood Star Whackers!!! I know you only deal with celebrities, but could you do something about Kimba10/Scarcia? I think the majarity (oops! majority) of us would be most thankful. Could you put her on the list before Randy, Evi, and Nadya? PLEASE???

1225 days ago
86.

dondonedone    

I pray you find Jesus, Joe mac!

Posted at 3:32 AM on Dec 8, 2010 by Kimba10

You better start praying real hard Jesus doesn't find you. He might just not be best pleased with sociopaths who maim their own kids by the dozen to make a quick buck.
Actually, I am fairly sure that somewhere in the Old Testament there is a very potent curse directly from God on people who dare hurt their own kids.

"If I stand alone verbally"? "I'll stand my grounds"? Oh did you drop a pill and are now standing on it, or what? So, just who is it that is ever standing with you? Name anybody that isn't on Badczech's payroll. and even they have slunk off, likely unpaid.If you don't post your own fan mail, who is there that ever posts any supportive thing about you? Where are your crowds of adoring fans? Did Kate steal them all away? And did you see that AMAZING cover of Kate in a white bikini? Unlike some Joe Camel-faced underpass hookers I could mention, no one had to try to (unsuccessfully) hide the prison-ink tats up either side of her crrotch. And Kate has fabulous legs,too. Unlike Toxomom's tree stumps.

1225 days ago
87.

dondonedone    

I've seen videos of Nadya REAL NEIGHBORS and majority have nothing but good things to say about her. Especially the ones that actually met and talked to Nadya.

Posted at 9:55 AM on Dec 8, 2010 by Kimba10
Kimba10 . Don't be helding back, now. So if this is as true as you say, Nadya , then simply show us some videos of neighbors saying good things about you. Or STFU.

Done Done Done: I don't think that Kimba 10/MsSarcia is the octo-loon. While she does occasionally parrot the beotches statements, her own sentence structure shows she's someone with a minimal education level at best.-----

It is a classic symptom of sociopaths to create disguise situations. Check it out. They default to deception, necessary or not. It's a power thing. Besides when you toast and post and are so often too tweaked to be able to spell or write, it comes in handy. kimsardya know every detail of what's in her cupboards, who sleeps on what side of the bed and evry bit of the past twenty years of Angela's financial history. She also writes word for word in the same order exactly the very limited self-serving delusions that Toxomom has parroted on every TV interviews. Like I said, you think an attentionwhore like that WOULDN'T be on-line? And if she were, just what do you think she'd be sounding like. Besides one of the nannies who left wrote somewhere that she saw her posting. She spends her morning on line and primping and doesn't go near the kids til near naptime.

Probably pretty soon the other nannies will all go to their lawyers and find that they've signed unenforceable contracts and all make themselves some nice little tell-all windfalls. Undoubtedly there is plenty to tell.

1225 days ago
88.

dondonedone    

Kimba/Sarcia is not Nadya
Here is Sarcia proposing a thread on Black History Month. She offers to help the White folks with a White History Month.

http://forums.soapnet.go.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=11&nav=messages&webtag=soapnet oltl tid=3260......4

To remind and show young minds where we been yesterday...

In her very best Ebonics

Some other interesting "gems" there also


Posted at 11:24 AM on Dec 8, 2010 by Edward

edward---

Nadya/mssarcia/kimba10 refers to herself as not being white. And being persecuted for it. This coming from someone who has whitened her skin to the color of Casper's butte. That's my personal all time favorite ROFL howler. And it's a Michael Jackson thing. He came before AJ. If he's not white, then neither is she. Right.

Some psychos have multiple personalities. Some just fixate on multiple celebrities. I am POSITIVE the way she dresses is a direct steal from ML Parker on Weeds. Who has the fantastic body for it. And a stylist's unlimited bankroll.

And the tarantulashes are a legacy from Brittany Murphy. She must have peeled them right off her corpse. They first showed up right after she died. Same length too.

1225 days ago
89.

beezelbub    

Nobody wants to see her middle aged dried up,beat up, overused lady parts. Vivid, throw her some scratch to buy some turtlenecks and some pants that won't accentuate her droopy draggy camel toe.A guy would need a crane to get it up looking at that. Don't you have a stable of young hotties we can pay good money to see? We watch porn to get a mental break from women like her.

1224 days ago
90.

Edward    

Maybe Nadya could be on a Vajayjay Makeover show. They could get a backhoe to demolish her monstrous, stretched out, overgrown, dried out hoo haw. Then they would scrape off all the afterbirth, from her tunnel of lunch meat, which must be pretty mangy by now, moldy and full of fungus, bacteria, maggots and the like. Then, they could harvest tissue from some cadaver, since all of her skin is too stretched out or covered with tattoos to use, and graft it all in place. I've seen some of those male to female surgeries pics and if they can fix up a dude to look like a chick, they stand a chance of being able to help Nadya. They probably can get it to look sort of like a vajayjay but nothing they can do about the muscle tone, except do a tummy tuck down there, just like they did on her stomach.
She'll have a coin slot belly button and a coin slot vagina.No more depends for Nadya. All I ask is that please God, just don't bedazzle her vajayjay. Don't be gluing rhinestones onto that nasty mess.

1224 days ago
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