'Big Brother' Cry-Baby's Star-Studded Apology

Eew. They are textbook co-anything.

Hahahaha, what an idiot! All that he did was pay money into a star-buying scam and ended up with a piece of paper, that doesn't mean anything in the real word, and a cheap-a$$ bracelet. I hope Rachel laughs at him for doing something so stupid.

Unless we ask for a picture of your junk. We do not want to see a picture of your junk guys..really

This reminds me of an episode of Flight of the Conchords when Murray bought Jemaine and Bret planets named after them, which was of course a scam for only the most gullible. Are you sure this guy is a physicist? Maybe he has an online degree? What a ma-roon...

Yea think his ex gf said he was a emotional sap when they dated also. The dude has real chic issues. They couldn't have gotten voted off quicker imo. Rachel is a nutty one also

All these comments are true, but, on a positive note, he does have a really nice schlong.

This guy has massive mental problems. Rachel took advantage of it and strung him on in hopes of winning BB. She supposedly has a degree in chemistry but was working as a "hostess and paid escort for an escort service" in "Vegas" and bragged that she could "be a companion" for men and make $2000 on a weekend trip. Yep, just like Charlie's girl Capri except Rachel is ugly and fake and couldn't get nearly as much money as Capri.

The star registry is a huge scam. Just type up a fancy looking letter on your home computer and it will be every bit as (non) official as the "International Star Registry".

Wow, this guy is the King of Fail.

Oh Brandon you so silly. @Sugar Kitty I agree~

still waiting for pics of his schlong. or is it so teeny that i missed 'em?

Seriously though, if you were rachel and seeing this over-the-top display of pining/whining/shirt-tearing, would you take him back? He's crossed into YIKES!!! territory long ago.

I guess a skype-bitch got between her and HER MAN!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Don’t bother apologies Brendan- I am sure Rachel has ****ed half of Vegas since getting out of the house. At least the skype-bitch couldn;t give you herpes or gonorrhea,

Rachels a fake whore. Ragan said it best- the only thing real about her where the herpes-oh sorry I mean pimples- on her chin.

Frankco..scroll down on that link above you..it says "click here" to see his schlong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpg_JzhkDro.....heres his "apology" with a laughing track adding to it..ROFLMFAO

OMG!!! I could not wait for Rachel to get the boot on Big Brother this summer. Every week she would go on about how the person booted out was "after her man". Well you fake red haired bimbo: who would want him or YOU for that matter???? Loved how the one guest told her there was nothing real about her at all. Wish I could remember his name but he let her have the BEST tongue lashing BB has ever heard. You could tell that Rachel is a gay hater! All together now, let's forget that Brendan and Rachel ever existed on our tv screens!! Ooooohhhhhh that felt SSSSSOOOOOO good!

The irony of this story is that she's just shallow enough to be impressed by this!