Candice vs. Jessica: Who'd You Rather?

jessica is also the sexual napalm lol

Gosh TMZ, must be a very very slow day, almost 24 hours and the only thing you post is a "Who'd you rather"

lmfaooooooo at you using a 4 year old picture of Jessica

Ms. Simpson is self made and doesn't need to depend on a poor excuse of a male figure for anything.

These child-men she has associated with are very insecure little boys. Then they go after insecure females because they can't handle a strong intelligent real woman.

They just want a mommas t*ttie to suck on when they cry. P*SSY's

I've always thought Jessica was very sweet and lovely. And her in that bikini in "Dukes of Hazzard", well, let's just say it don't get much better than that.

I have no clue about this Candice chick although she seems nice.. she is probably better than Romo deserves.

Seen them both in person, they both look good. But off those pics alone, Jessica. Barely.

NO CONTEST! JESSICA, CUZ SHE HAS THAT BILLION DOLLAR CLOTHING LINE. ANYONE WOULD BANG HER FOR THAT. SUXXX TO BE THE EX-NICK LACHEY... THE LOUSY HOST OF THE SING-OFF.

Jessica was considered pretty until the day she started wearing eye makeup so thick it looked like raccoon eyes. Whoever did that to her the first time should never be allowed to touch makeup again. Everyone had even overlooked that whole "Is it chicken?" thing and laughed with her. After the raccoon eyes, they all laughed AT her.

Jessica is SO much hotter. She has very exotic features that you just don't find everywhere else. Candice looks like a generic pretty blond. Nothing special. Jessica is also a very sweet girl, very down-to-earth, and very successful. Her fiance is a lucky guy.

I never liked Tony. He seems like a superficial prick. He dumped Jessica after she gained weight...and on her birthday no less. I have a feeling he regrets dumping her now, which would explain the peculiar timing of his engagement. From what I hear, he's also a crappy football player.

Also, Candice has 'crazy eyes'.

if candice introduces me to his brother, i'd say her.. 8-)
but i like jessica simpson's shoes so ...
ahahahaha i dont know ..that's why i didn't go out with her and i won't marry her.

Jessica no doubt. Candice looks too much like her brohter for me to pick her anyway.

Candice is too cookie cutter blonde. Nothing special about her.
It seems like she would be very, very boring.

With Jessica there would not be a dull moment!
Heck, Jess even shamelessly farts on national television!

Jessica Simpson is now a chunk. Regardless of her sexual napalm or money, if I were to just SLEEP with someone it wouldn't be Jessica.

jessica for president