Singer Ricky Romance has finally issued an apology for threatening to shoot Chris Brown, but in order to understand what the hell he's talking about, you're gonna need a dictionary ... unless you know what the word "nanocephalous" means.
Ricky never apologizes directly to Brown -- instead, he uses all sorts of fancy language to attack Chris ... who famously feuded with Ricky's famous brother Raz B last month.
Among the terminological gems -- fallaciloquences, nanocephalous, macrotus and humgruffin.
Here's the "apology" in full ... good luck:
"I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance."
I must eclaircise any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression and behavior.
In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high
immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of “becoming a better
person,” I was wrong.
My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences embellished with deceitful
humgruffin cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother
I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.
At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate yourself to aggression and search for other solutions before reacting.
Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for
restraining orders, desperate cries for help from “affiliating gang
bangers”, and countless whiney excuses -I.E. “she hit me first!!” to the
media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances.
As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day.
I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing
the message can always be heard if ears are around . Thank you. “
- Ricky Romance