Snooki -- Sorry, I'm Not Dead

We can only dream..

She better not die. I still hope to ride those globes one day.

She didn't die...she just got a little darker and fatter.

How do they know she isn't dead? Looks dead enough to cremate to me... MMMMMM! Burned Pork!

Ok...the first four comments are hilarious! I laughed out loud at the buffalo one. Those are FUNNY comments

Ok...now make it the first 5 comments because the burnt pork was awesome too!

Yep, thanks to you TMZ- we can spot a fake story when we see one.

I'm sorry too Snooki. We're all sorry.

"mixed in with a few notes from people who can spot a fake story when they see one."

hmmmm...guess no notes from the TMZ staff then, huh?

Dead. Falls off the face of the earth. I'll take what I can get.

They don't cremate pigs they smoke them....

RIP You Short Fat Bulbous Barrel-bodied Charred-skinned No-Lipped Useless Promiscuous Parasite Sow.

Just testing my eulogy for the future. :)

TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.WE ARE SORRY TOO.

okay they just announced that she did die..which one is it???

Damn.