Eva Longoria -- Ahoy, New Boyfriend!

I wonder what the very classy and beautiful Penelope Cruz thinks of the very déclassé and mannish Eva Longoria dating her brother.

NOTHING!!!

YOU GO EVA!!!

DO YOU!!!!

So the former maid was right... she did cheat on Tony with this dude!

Baby snatcher.

whatever... he's so much better looking than that overgrown 5-year-old looking parker person

Before I actually read the article I thought this was Justin Bobby from The Hills.

Ahoy indeed. Although he should lose the loser hat.

Once you go black (they say) you come never come back (they say) into the Real Human Race.
It sure didn't take this swine long to hook up again after her chimp ran away. Guess she doesn't want to take any chance of her sheath drying up?

Good for you Eva!!!

Upgrade!

Eva, your clock is ticking louder than Big Ben. Enough with the boy toys.

AND WE CARE BECAUSE???????????

Does the Mexicana know that he is a Spaniard?

Awwww c'mon Eva...25 years old?? I thought you had more style than that.

This is what older women do when they have been dumped/divorced by their boyfriend/husband to make the public think they still got it going on.

They go out and get a boy toy when it reality their confidence in themselves and their looks is at an all time low.

anyone else think the guy kind of looks like jesse metcalfe...the young dude she had an affair with on housewives?