"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre has fired back at Charlie Sheen -- making light of the actor's history with drugs, booze and porn stars during last night's show ... and then stating, "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.”
Lorre posted a message in a 2-second slate that ran at the end of last night's "Men" episode -- here's the message in it's entirety: 
It's not the first time Lorre has used the slate to weigh in on the Charlie situation -- a few weeks ago, he ran a message that read:
"Do not attempt to replicate what you saw in tonight's episode of Two and a Half Men ... Please keep in mind that we employ a highly-paid Hollywood professional who has years of experience with putting his life at risk. And sadly no, I'm not talking about our stunt man."
'Men' Creator HITS BACK At Charlie Sheen
2/15/2011 1:42 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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BralenB
Two and a Half Men is a stupid show made for stupid people. Scratch that. A stupid show for simple people. Simple people really get a kick out of it. No wonder it's one of the higest rated laugh track sitcoms on TV.
Toni
I'm a little confused...the show portrays a drunk, a sleeze,and it's all about "me" mentality & we love it!! Then in "real life" he acts out all of these traits & we don't like it!! What say ye?
Bill Gliem
There are only two other people who could fit into Charlie's
"octagon," Mel Gibson and Muammar Gaddafi.
Sharilyn
Why not have a spin-off next Fall, sans Sheen? How sad that 300 people's careers are being affected by Sheen's self-destructive behavior. This is, no doubt, a hard-working group of highly-talented performers and staff who are living in limbo waiting for Sheen to get his crap together. I feel for Chuck Lorre, et al. Fortunately, Lorre has other shows--like his fabulously successful "The Big Bang Theory--but others don't. I applaud Chuck Lorre for having the guts to speak his mind on the issue. Well played!
Massive Marbles
Charlie you're pathetic! You're nose is so far up your own az$ that you don't realize you just put 250 people out of work who have families to support. Your habit has fried your brain and I would not hire you or work with you if asked.
You are a loose cannon and too stupid to realize that your days are numbered!
Just Go Away Charlie!
kungpow
I was addicted to Crack for several years. I had a heart attack thanks to me ramping up my heart speed while all buzzed up. Also, my good friend who I smoked Crack with regularly came down with lung cancer and died within a couple of years. Awful way to die. So Charlie, what will you do when you have heart attacks or come down with lung cancer from smoking Crack? Or, do you care that so many people depended on you for a living to have a successful show shut down putting hundreds or probably thousands out of a job?
char
# 4 your a loser!!!!!one of the # one watched sitcoms ever. # 5 your right!!!! That show was freaking awesome!!
Puckett
HA! Chuck better outlive Charlie because if Charlie outlives Chuck he's going to be pissing on his grave!
Who the f*ck does this moralistic turd think he is that he can use the end credits of the show to sh*t on the talent like that? Did this douche not think his publicly throwing punches at Charlie was going to go unchallenged?
No wonder this turd had to walk away from some of his previous shows after blowouts with the talent. He's an ass.
Corey
Why you gonna be pissed Chuck? Because your jealous he is having a great time and your all stressed and need therapy?
mike
You always hear that "Jews run Hollywood." Is it a racist comment? maybe. Is it true. It sure seems like Chucks actions and his buddies at CBS are wielding their perceived power. Maybe this time they are "cutting off their own noses to spite their faces." All you people that are criticizing CS are full of yourselves. He has been ready to work from the outset, except for a few days. These CBS clowns and Chuck are demanding rehab. THEY are doing it. CS is ready to work. They locked him out. They are the ones who should get the criticism. I think all you critics are just plain jealous, and that's sad. 2 1/2 Men is a great show. What have you done that has made so many people rich (the other actors and crew) and so many people happy. Go back under your rocks. Jealousy is an ugly thing.
chuck
charlie sheen will wack off on your grave dumbass...I'm sure the stupid liberals that watch "the simp(le)tons" hate this show
Jeff
This wasn't the first "vanity card" by Chuck Lorre about Sheen. There was also one a few months ago after Sheen's meltdown in a New York hotel room with the hooker/pornstar/whatever locked in the bathroom. And just like #329, it was funny.
If Sheen is upset about this latest one, then all he has to do is outlive Chuck Lorre. Then he can show up at the funeral and say "nyah, nyah, nyah" all he wants.
As for #329, unless Sheen has microscopically-thin skin, what's he so upset about? It doesn't reveal any secrets. It's actually grudging admiration for Sheen's ability to survive his lifestyle. Living like that would probably kill many of us, so whether we approve of it or not, if he outlives us after living like that, we'd be pissed, too.
maommar
I only ever saw one episode of "men."
Scene 1: Charlie is sitting on a couch. A beautiful young blonde walks in and through innuendo suggests she wants to get into Charlie's pants.
Scene 2: Charlie is sitting on a couch. Another beautiful young blonde walks in and through innuendo suggests she wants to get into Charlie's pants.
Scene 3: Charlie is sitting on a couch. Another beautiful young blonde walks in and . . . . .
etc. etc.
bigdowner
What a douchebag - maybe Sheen has a point...
Bobbygcoffman
You people can't stand to see C.H enjoy his life . The man is only doing what comes natural. Lorrie and the rest of you haters f..k off! Or get a hooker. Gotta love that Charlie.