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'Men' Creator HITS BACK At Charlie Sheen

2/15/2011 1:42 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre has fired back at Charlie Sheen -- making light of the actor's history with drugs, booze and porn stars during last night's show ... and then stating, "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.”


Lorre posted a message in a 2-second slate that ran at the end of last night's "Men" episode -- here's the message in it's entirety:


It's not the first time Lorre has used the slate to weigh in on the Charlie situation -- a few weeks ago, he ran a message that read:

 "Do not attempt to replicate what you saw in tonight's episode of Two and a Half Men ... Please keep in mind that we employ a highly-paid Hollywood professional who has years of experience with putting his life at risk. And sadly no, I'm not talking about our stunt man."


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Charlie Sheen is one of the vampires of Berlin.

1255 days ago


What Charlie does with his life, his money and his health (how selfdestructing this may be) is his problem, not Chuck's.

Posted at 2:34 PM on Feb 15, 2011 by Candy

Uhm NO Candy...his actions affect EVERYONE who has to work with him AND it affects HIS FAMILY...being self destructing IS HIS FAULT...but he makes it everyone's problem when he threatens his wife with a knife, rips a hotel room and threatens a HOOKER he hired, buys and distributes massive quantities of COCAINE and basically throws the entire production of a lucrative t.v. show into turmoil.
HE'S A PROBLEM AND HE'S AN IDIOT. Good for Lorre for sticking it to him in a comical way.

1255 days ago

Big Mamma Cornbread    


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Whoa...smokin' swipe.

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Big Mamma Cornbread    


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Nice Chuck, Charlie is your main bread and butter ticket. I really hope this is a joke on your end.
Hey Charlie, live it up buddy. It's your money, your life do with it as you please. Really who gives a damn what all the turds think anyway they be totally jealous of you and your life style.

1255 days ago

Avery Average 52 yr old Dave    

I'm late to enjoying the show. I didn't pick it up until a couple years ago. I have watched every episode and have enjoyed them all including the vanity cards(Ive been know to watch a commercial or two but don't tell anyone). While all the characters are brilliant and superbly written, Charlie as well as Alan and Jake...and so-forth are essential. I can't comment on production costs and the costs of a hiatus...I don't know of those things. However I'd not kill a golden goose for lack of a little KY jelly.

1255 days ago


I think it is a hilarious comment about a man that we would ALL feel badly if he outlives us considering his destructive behavior.

1255 days ago


Chuck Lorre, Warner Brothers and CBS are essentially investors who have created an opportunity for everyone directly involved with Two and a Half Men to make a substantial amount of money. As much as I love Charlie Sheen and his outlandish behavior, it's about time for him to confine it primarily to acting rather than real life. He's getting too old for it and his playmates seem to be "tacky to the 10th power". Charlie Sheen still has to fund two separate households with four minor children and their mothers. He needs to stay clean and healthy so he can milk the Two and a Half Men cash cow for all it's worth. If he plays his cards right, Charlie Sheen can be set for life!!!

1255 days ago


Of course this was a joke, and a bit of a friendly jab at Sheen.
Lorre is smart enough to know a cash cow..and she makes the huge money for the network. They could run this show for another 5 years, and it would still make both Sheen millions, and the network a ton of cash.
Stupid to cancel it. All guys watch porn, all guys love a hot body, fat free, no cellulite, so Sheen is living the what.

1255 days ago


This show is brilliant,pure brilliance..I wouldnt change a thing.Charlie plays the role and lives the life most men in america want to live,,admit to it or not. Chuck needs to shut his pie hole and bow down to Charlie,,this is the longest running show hes had to do with. Got eat your veggies Chucky and cash them checks Charlie earns you.

1255 days ago


My take on how the show should go: Charlie finds out Rose's secret (Manny Quinn is really a dummy) and goes on the run to Europe to escape Rose. He invites his cousin to Malibu to take care of his house. (Some surfer guy, but it would be really funny if it was a REAL SURFER guy. Like Sean Penn as himself.) Alan is really upset that Charlie does not trust him to take care of the house in his absence (but really, would YOU trust Alan?) The cousin is a HOT dude, and alot like a sober-ish Charlie: Women falling at his feet, everything falls into place for him, Jakes loves him, Berta finds him appealing, etc. Maybe even a comeback for Chelsea to fall for the Cuz, but not really, b'cuz she's really Charlie's girl. This could last for weeks (months if you get the right "Cousin".) In meantime, Charlie Sheen gets the time off we all know he needs.

1255 days ago

Sterling Wolfe    

It's always amazing to me that people hire stars with a history of interesting behavior. Just like half of Chuck's rant list when Charlie was brought on board. Then they acted so shocked when the best predictor of a star's behavior is how they behaved before hiring him.

Glad Charlie's taking the inane haughty comments in good stride. I hope Charlie does outlive Chuck. Sounds like a hell of a better time than hanging with ol' chuckie.

1254 days ago


What can you say about Charlie? He's not gay and he likes White girls. End of story.

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