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The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

2/24/2011 12:05 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

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"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

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William    

When did she suffer third-degree burns in a fire?

1336 days ago
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eeww    

I dunno, but that looks more like her great-grandFATHER

1336 days ago
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christy    

Please tell me you are being sarcastic!! OMG, that is UGLY!
ACk, get it off my screen!!!!!!!!!

1336 days ago
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Aileen (Canada)    

Oh dear God! That poor deluded woman!!!

1336 days ago
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Menocu    

wow. what happened to her? was she in an accident?

1336 days ago
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cmueller    

Is she related to Jocelyn Wildenstein, that NY socialite?

1336 days ago
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Snidly    

The one on the right is the perfect reason why you shouldn't get any plastic surgery. She looks hideous,face is crooked,lips are overdone;she'll give Lindsay Lohan a run for her money,one eye is more sewn shut than the other.Take away the outfit and I'd swear I was looking at an ugly old man.I have no idea why the TMZ crew would call this woman"beautiful".Either you guys were paid well to write this or you're blind as a bat!

1336 days ago
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ErinAndrewsIsAFameWhore    

We get it TMZ, Bravo pays you to promote their product. Who the **** do you guys think you're fooling?

1336 days ago
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christy    

Actually, it kind of looks like a man. A very ugly man
trying to look like a very ugly woman.

1336 days ago
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sirrah    


Dang! that is one hot mutha-she's beautiful like no other muther I have ever seen.

1336 days ago
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Lisa    

I hope she/he sued her/his plastic surgeon for malpractice.

1336 days ago
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Bob    

Good god, beautiful mother?!! Plastic surgery gone bad, BIG TIME!!

1336 days ago
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LIFEISGOOD    

Elsa Patton reportedly taken shortly after Chris Brown beat her!

1336 days ago
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Sheeple Herder    

Lohan looks sorta rough there on the right side!

1336 days ago
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Eric    

Did she order the do-it-yourself plastic surgery kit from QVC?

1336 days ago
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