Marysol Patton -- The UNREAL Housewife of Miami ... One Hot MUTHA!

When did she suffer third-degree burns in a fire?

I dunno, but that looks more like her great-grandFATHER

Please tell me you are being sarcastic!! OMG, that is UGLY!
ACk, get it off my screen!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear God! That poor deluded woman!!!

wow. what happened to her? was she in an accident?

Is she related to Jocelyn Wildenstein, that NY socialite?

The one on the right is the perfect reason why you shouldn't get any plastic surgery. She looks hideous,face is crooked,lips are overdone;she'll give Lindsay Lohan a run for her money,one eye is more sewn shut than the other.Take away the outfit and I'd swear I was looking at an ugly old man.I have no idea why the TMZ crew would call this woman"beautiful".Either you guys were paid well to write this or you're blind as a bat!

We get it TMZ, Bravo pays you to promote their product. Who the **** do you guys think you're fooling?

Actually, it kind of looks like a man. A very ugly man
trying to look like a very ugly woman.

Dang! that is one hot mutha-she's beautiful like no other muther I have ever seen.

I hope she/he sued her/his plastic surgeon for malpractice.

Good god, beautiful mother?!! Plastic surgery gone bad, BIG TIME!!

Elsa Patton reportedly taken shortly after Chris Brown beat her!

Lohan looks sorta rough there on the right side!

Did she order the do-it-yourself plastic surgery kit from QVC?