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Lorre: Sheen's Fall From Grace is a 'Sprint'

3/1/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre just posted an existential statement on his website with a vanity card from tonight's episode of "Mike and Molly" -- and if we're reading it correctly, it sounds like "Two and a Half Men" is over and out.

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The statement is long and rambling -- it seems he's mocking Charlie's recent ramblings.  Lorre says, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individualism, the false feeling of being separate."  Translation:  Charlie may think he's blazing his own path but he's still on the well-traveled trail of life.

Lorre goes on:  "I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness."  Translation:  Charlie is living in a dream world.

There are other gems, but Lorre ends by writing, "The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace.  Or perhaps more accurately, Screw Grace, I am so outta here!" 

As for writing, "I am so outta here!" could be Lorre talking or it could be what Lorre thinks Charlie is saying. 

The more we think about it, it seems he's referring to Charlie, but either way, what really seems "outta here" is "Two and a Half Men."



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136.

Mr.McNasty    

WHAT A **** RESPONSE

1243 days ago
137.

Puckett    

Now I get it... Charlie's "great war" involves having his drunk friends stumble through a comment submission on TMZ.

Drug addicts stop maturing when they start their addiction. Charlie is locked in the his late teens. So are his buddies who post here. Their contributions resemble letters to the editor in a high school newsletter.

Posted at 10:03 PM on Feb 28, 2011 by Fan

Remind me what clean sober living Chuck Lorre's excuse is again? Most of his "vanity Cards" are no where near as existential as this one. He's more then comfortable with low brow banter as well.

1243 days ago
138.

TMZgossip    

Shows I watch on CBS...

CSI
CSI New York
CSI Miami
Hawaii 5-0
NCIS
NCIS Los Angeles
Big Bang Theory
Criminal Minds
Criminal Minds - Suspect Behavior
The Mentalist
Blue Bloods
Mike and Molly
Undercover Boss
How I Met Your Mother
The Defenders

Shows I have NEVER watched on CBS...

Two and a Half Men

The whole world does not revolve around an egotistical little weenie named Charlie Sheen!

Posted at 10:11 PM on Feb 28, 2011 by river rat
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there's a world beyond your remote
honestly, there is

go open the drapes!!!!!!

1243 days ago
139.

Sara    

Compared to this guy, Charlie Sheen is totally sane. It sounds like he is getting pressured to get over Charlie's comments about him, but he doesn't want to. They must all be egotistical on that show. So, it is silly to discontinue the show for what reason?

1243 days ago
140.

snapturtle    

Based on those comments the executive producer isn't necessarily out. These men need a peace treaty. If they want to impose standards, the standards must be applied equally.

1243 days ago
141.

sandra bingham    

i believe the vanity card interpretation is that the feeling of being alone-(a deep void felt by some people with personality or addictive disorders) is lessoned by blunting consciousness with drugs or alcohol to anesthetize the pain,fear,boredom and loneliness. and the feeling or belief that i am separate from or above others in society allows one to discount the damage done to family and society by the perpetrator and allows the continuation of self(and other)destructive denial.

1243 days ago
142.

Carvey    

With news that Charlie Sheen is no longer an employee of CBS, Warner Bros or Lorre Productions, on Friday CBS' stock hit a 2 1/2 year high. WINNING!

1243 days ago
143.

Puckett    

@ river rat, my condolences. you must have a high threshold for pain. I would want to kill myself if i watched all of that network crap. lol

Heck i considered watching the last 5-0. I read the synopsis on TVGuide and part of the show was about Danno fighting with his ex-wife over custody?

Way to ruin 5-0 with family court drama that has nothing to do with fightin' crime. They must be shooting for a female audience this time around. lol

1243 days ago
144.

O.M.G.    

If that is the way Chucky Baby speaks to people, no wonder they

get pissed off with him.

When does he go to REHAB...LOL...LOL

1243 days ago
145.

river rat    

...

there's a world beyond your remote
honestly, there is

go open the drapes!!!!!!

Posted at 10:14 PM on Feb 28, 2011 by TMZgossip


Not much else to during the winter months, my friend. Couple hours in the evening Monday thru Friday. Lots of time left for other quality activities.

1243 days ago
146.

jeff    

CHARLIE IS A ****! COUNT YOUR MONEY YOU BITCH! POOR ME! WA WA WA!

1243 days ago
147.

Don    

What Charlie should do with his money instead of giving interviews

- space rovers/ROVs
- dirt bike track
- cure cancer
- fish
- wireless ocean rover
- personal Indy track with fleet of cars
- buy a professional sports team
- discover a perpetual motion source
- build a personal robot that can make eggs
- learn statistics

Acting and writing are pointless forms of art these days. Its no wonder your mind races. Do something interesting and ego free.

1243 days ago
148.

jeff    

CHARLIE... U SISSY! GROW A SET YOU F"ING DRUGGY.

1243 days ago
149.

river rat    

@Puckett...LOL, yeah, no Emmy threats by 5-0, that's for sure. My interest in this show, however, has more to do with the sublimely hunky Alex O'Loughlin!

1243 days ago
150.

river rat    

@Puckett....LOL, yeah, no Emmy threats for 5-0, that's for sure. My reason for watching it actually has more to do with the sublimely hunky Alex O'Loughlin!

1243 days ago
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