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Lorre: Sheen's Fall From Grace is a 'Sprint'

3/1/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre just posted an existential statement on his website with a vanity card from tonight's episode of "Mike and Molly" -- and if we're reading it correctly, it sounds like "Two and a Half Men" is over and out.

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The statement is long and rambling -- it seems he's mocking Charlie's recent ramblings.  Lorre says, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individualism, the false feeling of being separate."  Translation:  Charlie may think he's blazing his own path but he's still on the well-traveled trail of life.

Lorre goes on:  "I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness."  Translation:  Charlie is living in a dream world.

There are other gems, but Lorre ends by writing, "The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace.  Or perhaps more accurately, Screw Grace, I am so outta here!" 

As for writing, "I am so outta here!" could be Lorre talking or it could be what Lorre thinks Charlie is saying. 

The more we think about it, it seems he's referring to Charlie, but either way, what really seems "outta here" is "Two and a Half Men."



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316.

Linda    

Did Chuck write Jared Lee Loughner's rant?Sounds the same to me.

1299 days ago
317.

Janeny    

This guy Chuck is smart and very clever. His statement makes a lot of sense.
I first thought Charlie made sense and was acting in support of Gibson and other people whom Hollywood was envious about and abandoning for their unique individuality and independent thinking, but now I see he is just a selfish egocentric promiscuous person with a severe alcohol problem, and his behavior is not a rebellion of a conscious mature adult but a stupid irresponsible act.

1299 days ago
318.

John    

Chuck Lorre is a s***bag Jew,You know who talked about this, Michael Jackson. Hollywood takes their celebs, uses every ounce of talent they have and then turn them into monsters when they are done, This is exactly whats going on here. Chuck Lorre wants to own everyone, he wants them to do exactly what he says when he says it, and if not, he thinks he has the power to turn the world on Sheen because Loree gets to write a note at the end of his ****ty shows. Charlie Sheen is doing nothing wrong except living his life the way HE wants to not the way Loree wants him to. Kudos to Sheen for not letting CBS Jews run his life.

1299 days ago
319.

The Real Victim    

I can understand why Lorre had to put it in words that only Sheen could understand but my secret decoder ring produced the following translation:

Due to drug and alcohol abuse, Charlie’s brain chemistry has been seriously compromised. Charlie’s believes that he’s a supreme being, (one that is holier than thou), and thinks the rules of life don’t apply to him.

Considerable, perhaps irreparable, damage” resulting from constant drug abuse was abrupt (as opposed to occurring over a period of time). The blatant and continuous destruction of one’s own life inevitable leads to a single ultimate outcome.

1299 days ago
320.

Anya    

LOL Well done, Mr.Lorre!

1299 days ago
321.

NORTHERN IRELAND BABE    

CHARLIE'S ADDICTIONS AND CRAZY BENDERS BOOSTED MEN'S RATING,AND BETTER RATINGS IS WHAT ANYONE IN CHUCK LORRE'S POSITION WOULD WANT. SO IF CHUCK LORRE WAS REALLY such an AWFUL PERSON WHY WOULD HE RISK LOSING THOSE RATINGS,PUT THE SHOW HE CREATED AT RISK, LOSE MONEY FROM HIS OWN POCKET by just trying to help charlie sort his life out.Isn't it obvious that chuck's actions were the actions of someone who cares for charlie and wants to see him clean up for good and for the right reasons.I wouldn't be surprised if chuck and the other writer's are refusing to produce new scripts because they now realise they can no longer be a part of a show that would continue to encourage and justify charlie's addictions.

1299 days ago
322.

ohreally    

Chuck is my dude.

He hitting some strong points in that letter.

1299 days ago
323.

nette    

YOU KNOW WHAT CHARLIE BETTER WATCH IT BECAUSE THEY CAN FIND SOMEOE BETTER IN FIVE SECONDS IN HOLLYWOOD. DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU MY FRIEND. IF HE JUST KEPT HIS WHOLE "VACATION" QUIET AND PRIVATE THEN HE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION TODAY BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT. HE'S GETTING UP THERE AND HE CAN LIVE HOW HE WANTS TO I THINK. ALSO, THE SHOW GLORIFIES HIS LIFESTYLE BUT NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY WANT HIM TO CHANGE? YEAH, JUST PLAY THE CHARACTER AND THEN FORGET YOU DID. HIS CHARACTER HAS BROUGHT MILLIONS TO CBS SO WHY ARE THEY SURPRISED ABOUT IT ? THEY SHOULD HAVE SHUT UP ABOUT IT AND CHARLIE SHOULD HAVE TOO I THINK BEFORE THIS GOT OUT OF HAND. ALTOUGH I WISH HE WAS ARESTED FOR WHAT HE DID TO CAPRI... THAT WAS WRONG.

1299 days ago
324.

koko    

"lmao. sheen is in on crack. what's this guy's excuse?"

Posted at 8:15 PM on Feb 28, 2011 by Koru
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Couldn't have said it better! This Lorre guy is a cold, idiot. There are some powerful emotions there. In looking at the show's dynamics and reading his stupid egomaniacal, rageful cards, his alter ego is Alan Harper(Jon Cryer's character). In some episodes, Alan wants to kill Charlie and reeks of anger, jealousy and resentment. I hope Charlie fixes his drug issues and does take this cynical and hypocritical man to the cleaners along with the media giants who were all too happy to profit off Charlie's own personal life. Now, they are just feeding him to the wolves.

1299 days ago
325.

nette    

HAS HE EVER EVEN BEEN ARRESTED FOR HIS ACTIONS OR DOES HE ALWAYS BUY HIMSELF OUT OF IT ????

1299 days ago
326.

Tellthetruth59    

There is nothing clever or funny about ridiculing a guy (Charlie) in the middle of a complete breakdown, particularly when you are in a position of power over him. I would have hoped Lorre would have been a bigger man. I guess not.

1299 days ago
327.

pomoc    

Sounds to melike they are useing the same drug dealer . A little free advice neither both shut up .

1299 days ago
328.

Davey Boy    

I think Lorre doth protest too much.

1299 days ago
329.

laura    

Well ,now understand Charlie, this Lorre is an idiot or use worst drugs than charlie.

1299 days ago
330.

frank    

wow...this guy really wants to sound smart...sounds just meaningless. i understand now why these shows have writers.

1299 days ago
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