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Lorre: Sheen's Fall From Grace is a 'Sprint'

3/1/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre just posted an existential statement on his website with a vanity card from tonight's episode of "Mike and Molly" -- and if we're reading it correctly, it sounds like "Two and a Half Men" is over and out.


The statement is long and rambling -- it seems he's mocking Charlie's recent ramblings.  Lorre says, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individualism, the false feeling of being separate."  Translation:  Charlie may think he's blazing his own path but he's still on the well-traveled trail of life.

Lorre goes on:  "I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness."  Translation:  Charlie is living in a dream world.

There are other gems, but Lorre ends by writing, "The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace.  Or perhaps more accurately, Screw Grace, I am so outta here!" 

As for writing, "I am so outta here!" could be Lorre talking or it could be what Lorre thinks Charlie is saying. 

The more we think about it, it seems he's referring to Charlie, but either way, what really seems "outta here" is "Two and a Half Men."


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chuck aka chaim had no right to vent his passive aggressive v cards. he was very unprofessional in doing so. chuck lorre is the sick one.

1290 days ago


Screw Grace, I'm outta here - may be referring to the old show Grace Under Fire that Chuck Lorre (Levine) cancelled years ago when the star of the show was strung out on booze and drugs about 12 years ago as reported on Joy Behar. Who's heard from Bret since? No one and no show! Perhaps that's his message to Charlie, I've done it before and I'll do it again - no one is indispensible!

1290 days ago

Charlie Sheen Fan!    

I can't stand looking at that smug Chuck Lorre! Ban two and a Half Men without Charlie!!! Fan stick together, don't watch any new shows without Charlie.

1290 days ago


Good luck, Chuck on ever finding a job in that industry, especially when you bite the hand that feeds you. Who in their right mind will work with Charlie Sheen after he publicly ranted about his "boss"? No one wants to deal with a megalomaniac with reality issues. Sure he was "professional" on the set, but geez... what did you expect when ranting and raving about your boss while on public radio? Maybe he can work with his family, since Im sure no one will want to touch Chuck with a ten foot pole.

1290 days ago


Can you imagine working for this pompous He obviously loves himself, and thinks he's the greatest. No wonder Sheen went crazy.

1290 days ago


Chuck Lorre is the one on CRACK if he thinks that show can survive without Charlie Sheen. Charlie's right. You tooh your ball & went home because he insulted you. Chuck, you should have tried to focusing on your 2 other shows and put someone in there that could deal with Charlie. You should have sucked it up for the rest of this season and ended the show on a good note. I'll never watch it again no matter who is brought in.

1289 days ago


This guy sounds totally crazy - why should and does everyone try to explain what the hell he means ? Shouldnt we all be able to understand what someone is saying to us? When someone doesnt make any sense we all think that there must be something wrong with them - no???? Maybe some of Charlies ranting that we dont understand is his attempt to communicate with this jerk???

1289 days ago


Chuck Lorre got butt hurt over Sheen calling him: a troll, a clown and I believe a turd. Then all the sudden Charlie Sheen is crazy and his condition is so bad the filming must be cancelled.But we all know Sheen tested clean, so what was the condition? Still waiting...Open your wallet Lorre this one will cost ya!

1287 days ago

Asharp 1    

I find it quite amazing how weak Chuck Lorre is without his nemesis and main star, Charlie Sheen. With the intro of Ashton Kutcher to "the show", two things are quite apparent. 1) Lorre can't write a show that is credible for the prime time spot without interjecting a new low of filth to the series, i.e. Ashton Kutcher nudity, in order to acheive the shock factor. Each episode gets less and less entertaining and more and more pornagraphic.
2)The fact that Charlie Sheen's abscense from the show has had more of an affect on Lorre's psychy than he cares to admit, exemplified by the fact that Lorre cannot come up with an original script that is actually entertaining unless it relys on the past escapades of Charlie Harper. Let's face it, Lorre cannot write anything new, original and entertaining without Charlie Harper's influence as exemplified by episode 196. Lorre needs serious counseling in order to recover from his love affair with Mr. Sheen, as Charlie is still "WINNING"!!! But perhaps that is why Chuck, er I mean Alan was admitted to the psych ward.. Poor Mr. Lorre... Will he ever become the writer that he once was, without his co-dependance on Charlie Sheen???
'Nuff Said'...

1046 days ago

Asharp 1    

Charlie has won and is STILL winning every time that Lorre posts a vanity card with a comment about him. Keep it up Lorre and you will FOREVER sanctify Charlie's role in 2 1/2 men over Ahston Kutcher. Therefore, YOU LOSE and so does your now pitiful show.

1042 days ago
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