MTV reality show star Abram Boise must have been feeling down in the dumps after he got arrested this weekend ... because while sitting in his jail cell, he defecated in his hands and smeared it on the cell ... this according to law enforcement sources. 
Boise was arrested in Massachusetts by Lunenburg PD on two counts of defacing property and one count of indecent exposure ... after cops found him urinating in public.
But apparently his bowels weren't empty ... because law enforcement sources tell us he peed on the floor of the cell, was moved to a second one, and then he pooped in his hand and smeared it all over the wall of the second cell.
Abram has appeared in such reality shows as “Road Rules: South Pacific,” “The Gauntlet,” “The Inferno,” “Battle of the Sexes 2,” “The Inferno 3” and “The Island.”
In case you give a crap, Abram is scheduled to be arraigned today.
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Gee, what a shock - a reality star who's mentally ill.
Of course I'm being sarcastic.
But TMZ why'd you have to put this story at the top of the page? I was just about to eat breakfast.
Number 1...he was just trying to make a point #2 they didn't get it the first time. Hope this guy can pull it together and get regular again.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I was having a sh*tty day and this made me feel less sh*tty.
What a wuss, hahaha. Too afraid to mix with the general population so he acted crazy to get solitary confinement. Way to go chief!
cool....now he'll become more famous and mtv will reward him with more money, probly his own show....what a joke...
This is exactly why I love it when my kids watch MTV. The caliber of people there are just stellar. Um...one note tho...poop smearing on anything is a criteria for dementia in a nursing home.
