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Brooke Mueller: Bring On the Drug Test!

3/7/2011 5:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Brooke Mueller is ready, willing and able to take drug tests every week until her kids turn 18 ... this according to family members in constant touch with Brooke.

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Brooke admits she fell off the wagon in the Bahamas, but claims the events over the last week -- especially with Charlie Sheen -- have shaken her to the core ... and she's now determined to stay clean and submit to regular testing.

Lawyers for Brooke and Charlie are negotiating today, trying to avert a court battle Tuesday morning.

We're told Brooke is more than willing to give her lawyers authority to agree to drug testing.  As a family source puts it, "She'll do anything that needs to be done to keep her kids."

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46.

CrashAndBurn    

@HarlotO'Hara

6 yrs but they only test 5 mm from the scalp as the chemicals are being constantly being excreted out into the follicles. The scalp is the most common place they remove hair but it doesn't have to be necessarily from the scalp they test: Nasal, axillary, or pubic region will do just fine.

1221 days ago
47.

always    

What a tramp.

1221 days ago
48.

jmak10    

She is such a gold-digging Skank just like Mel's gold-digging Skank. She knew what she was getting into when she hooked-up with Charlie and she still married him anyway. She is a JUNKIE herself and she shouldn't have those kids either. Look who she doing a reality show with, none other then the mother of all Skank drugg addicts PARIS HILTON. Right there should she should be tested every other day. Of course she is using these poor little babies Boys to cash in.
Brooke YOU ARE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1221 days ago
49.

HarlotO'Hara    

@HarlotO'Hara

6 yrs but they only test 5 mm from the scalp as the chemicals are being constantly being excreted out into the follicles. The scalp is the most common place they remove hair but it doesn't have to be necessarily from the scalp they test: Nasal, axillary, or pubic region will do just fine.

Posted at 1:31 PM on Mar 7, 2011 by CrashAndBurn

thanks crash!

1221 days ago
50.

always    

Charlie just got fired, you best get those adds out and get a real job like the rest of the people do. Your well just went dry, blood sucker. Fun to sit back and see where you are when the kids turn 18. Welfare line I hope.

1221 days ago
51.

Kassie    

some of you idiots who are brooke haters saying she is another oksana...get your facts straight. She comes from a very wealthy family. And sorry, she may have slipped up and I am not saying she is the best Mom, but she is still far better the better parent to put those boys with. He has mental issues going on that need to be addressed. Sorry, that is not normal behavior.and if I am her, i would fight to keep his crack whores away from my kids too. TMZ...why do you always put stupid pictures of her on your website or disparaging remarks about her. He is the loser here. Sorry, not winning.

1221 days ago
52.

Trish    

Wasn't she there with Charlie and his bimbos? I think she would be just fine if she stops hanging out with him... he will talk her into using every time.

Posted at 1:28 PM on Mar 7, 2011 by becky
She chose to move in with him and go on the trip. HE didn't talk her into doing anything, in fact he made her leave because she was doing it. He has been tested multiple times since, she had to wait to get whatever out of her system. You can't blame this one on him.

1221 days ago
53.

jewel    

To #39 She's trying to become a better person? As of when? A week after it was public knowledge that she was using again? After it was let out that she didn't even try to see her kids after she got back from the Bahamas? Two weeks after she was back in his group until she was kicked out? She isn't trying to become a better person, she's trying to stay in the spotlight. She LIED to get her kids out of the home that she took them to in the first place. That she lived in until she was kicked out. At least Charlie doesn't try to pretend to be something he's not.

Posted at 1:26 PM on Mar 7, 2011 by Trish

DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!! hear hear -absolutely with you on that Trish.

1221 days ago
54.

sugarbee    

TMZ, why must you use the crappiest photo stills you can find? And you haters really need to give the girl a break. She is trying to do the right thing to save her kids and people are accusing her of things with NOTHING to back it up.

Charlie is the one who is showing the world thru video and radio and internet that he is as crazy as Charles Manson. Now that Brooke is away from this psychopath and his madness she has a good chance of cleaning up her act.

A mothers love for her children is often the reason people seek help and turn their life around. That is what she is trying to do while Charlie is ranting on video about cutting peoples throats and how he is a God. He has fried his brain beyond repair so those babies only hope is that Brooke is ready to turn her life around to save her kids and I am sure Charlie behavior the past few weeks is what snapped her into motion to save them.

1221 days ago
55.

Trish    

To #64 If you were Brooke you probably wouldn't have been with Sheen in the first place so that's neither here nor there. You support Brooke as the better parent so why did she move in there? Why did she go on the trip with them? Why did she stay there for weeks and only have a problem with the girls after she was kicked out? Why did she beg them to let her stay on the trip after they asked her to leave? Why didn't she go straight home from teh Bahamas and get the kids before Sheen returned? Why did she wait for DAYS to attempt to get the kids away from Sheen after he returned from the trip if she was so concerned about their welfare? Why is she trying to work out a deal instead of going to court? Because the judge is going to ask the same questions.

1221 days ago
56.

yo    

Sheenpocalypse || by Christopher Rosen || 03 07 2011 9:30 AM

‘Violent Torpedoes of Truth’: Sheen Threatens to Cut Children's Throats

“People die, dogs die. What are you going to do? Bring them back? You’re not me.” And so the sad case of diminishing returns known as Charlie Sheen finally reached a nadir during the second episode of Sheen’s-Korner (anyone want to explain the dash?), when the former Two and a Half Men star revealed his outrageous God complex following the death of his dog Betty. Even Malice-era Aaron Sorkin would have a hard time writing the ‘torpedoes of truth’ that Sheen fired off like a manic Col. Kurtz during his latest web-based shot at infamy.

Using an iPhone — Apple must love this free publicity — Sheen filmed a conversation with his “Tweet Master” Bob Maron, where the two men discussed — among other things — the disastrous first episode of Sheen’s-Korner, and whether or not the “host” should appear more two-sided to his fans.

“There’s one side to me and it’s me,” Sheen said in the rant-y fashion that has become his trademark. “Two sides to me is a f*cking lie, cause all I’m gonna give them is the f*cking truth, and I’m gonna deliver it in a way that’s violent and focused and not like they’re used to. Ever. ‘Cause they’re high on vaccines and McDonald’s and Us Weekly and TMZ and every other ****ty brand of food that they consume.”

Bashing TMZ wasn’t the only time Sheen threw a previous ally under the bus. In the beginning of the video, he also had harsh words for Howard Stern and the format of radio show.

“Howard Stern [hosts a show with multiple people contributing on air]. It’s lame, it’s retarded, it’s transparent, it’s the f*cking work of trolls. Why not just leave that to a man who only wants to talk about anal and stupidity?”

Judging from this latest video, the only thing Sheen wants to talk about is his contempt for the audience. “I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes and people are gonna f*cking take it or leave it — we know they’re gonna take it, ‘cause they can’t process it so they must condemn it,” Sheen said, Gabbo-style. “And if they can’t condemn it, they’ll f*cking like, turn me into a god, and worship it, and then realize that I’m behind them cutting their throats, and their children’s…” The video cuts there, in a choppy edit. Stay classy disgusting, Charlie.

Somewhere, Sean Penn must be really excited he invited a humanitarian like Sheen to Haiti.

Watch the full, NSFW second episode of Sheen’s-Korner below.

http://www.movieline.com/2011/03/violent-torpedoes-of-truth-second-episode-of-charlie-sheens-web-show-gets-ugly.php

1221 days ago
57.

Sandi    

Brooke=Dirty Hoebag!

1221 days ago
58.

sugarbee    

I'm with you Kassie. And to the idiot that said Charlie IS going to get his kids and Is a better parent because he supposedly passed a drug test. 1st of all there are ways to pass that have already been discussed and 2nd, if he is not on drugs it's even worse because that means he has no excuse for his psychotic behavior. He calls himself a God and talked about cutting peoples throats including children. He talks like a doped up 5th grader from the 80's and you Charlie A S S suckers think he should have his kids?? How will you feel if he does get unsupervised visits and he kills those babies to pay Brooke back for not worshiping him? It happens.

Most of the bad crap the Charlie lovers are saying about Brooke, you heard from Charlie. I for one don't believe a word that comes from a man who also thinks he's a warlock and a God. He made a Joke about his dogs heart exploding when his skank came in the room and said the dog passed. He is SICK! Funny thing is he even puts down you people who are still his fans, lol. you kiss his but and he calls you a troll and you like it? So you let the psycho make a fool of you.


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64.some of you idiots who are brooke haters saying she is another oksana...get your facts straight. She comes from a very wealthy family. And sorry, she may have slipped up and I am not saying she is the best Mom, but she is still far better the better parent to put those boys with. He has mental issues going on that need to be addressed. Sorry, that is not normal behavior.and if I am her, i would fight to keep his crack whores away from my kids too. TMZ...why do you always put stupid pictures of her on your website or disparaging remarks about her. He is the loser here. Sorry, not winning.

Posted at 1:37 PM on Mar 7, 2011 by Kassie

1221 days ago
59.

documented_as_puzzling    

the sh-t money does to people - drug test until that point why not period - flippin loons -

1221 days ago
60.

Joan K    

Sheen is a frigging idiot and I hop0e they keep those kids away from his dumb azz. His little harem is breaking up already, they should all be put away. I hope Brooke takes the kids far away from his ugly azz.

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