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Michael Lohan --

Kate Major Assaulted ME!

3/23/2011 3:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan is already back at the West Hollywood Sheriff's office -- except this time, he's the one filing a police report ... claiming Kate Major is a LIAR ... because she's the one who assaulted HIM.

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Michael tells TMZ, he wants to set the record straight -- insisting he did NOT attack Kate ... and demanding cops arrest her for filing a false police report, in which she claims he beat her up.

According to Michael, he never tried to frame Kate by cutting himself with a sharp object -- in fact, Michael claims Kate pulled out the object in question ... and did the damage herself.

But not only that -- Michael claims Kate was already trespassing when the fight broke out ... because he kicked her out of the apartment a long time ago.

And if that wasn't bad enough ... MiLo claims Kate didn't leave empty-handed -- she took off with clothes he had originally bought for Lindsay.

And we all know how Lindsay needs more clothes.

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31.

CC    

This goon is too funny. I think he's feeling left out since Sheen is currently holding 'the freak show of hollywood' title.

1206 days ago
32.

SUSIEQ    

dirty low life. same excuse every pig uses... NOT MY FAULT

1206 days ago
33.

Bren    

Please stop reporting about him. He is not a celebrity. You are giving him the attention he is seeking.

1206 days ago
34.

tami    

What is wrong with this man? I'd be so embarrassed to be him! And she's a total idiot. Ya they just want camera time, but why does TMZ give it, they are nobodies!

1206 days ago
35.

Daffykins    

Not that I care at all about him but it's any wonder why Lindsay is the way she is.

1206 days ago
36.

ernie    

Michael, It is not one thing it is another. When is all of the choas going to stop? It is always everyone else's fault.

Your behavior is the exact same pattern in your daugther Lindsay's life. The apple does not fall very far from the tree.

You are the one who is suppose to set an example, Michael.

You say you are a Christian... yet you shack up with various women? Isn't that called "***********?" Doesn't the Bible teach to "flee ***********" and that "*********** is a sin against your own body?"

Corinthians 6:18 - Flee ***********. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth *********** sinneth against his own body.

What part of basic Christinity don't you get?

Maybe instead of hiding with Dr. Drew and wasting your time rehabbing for cash you should re-enroll back into Teen Challenge of Long Island.

Ya think?

Wake up ..... and maybe the rest of your family will follow suit. Right now you are a sorry excuse for a father setting an example to his children.

1206 days ago
37.

ernie    

the word TMZ deleted is f-o-r-n-i-c-a-t-i-o-n

1206 days ago
38.

Tammy    

LMAO!!!!! What a joke of a man.....

1206 days ago
39.

Amtrak    

Give credit where credit is due...I actually agree with Ernie on this one.

1206 days ago
40.

yo    

In October, 2010 TMZ showed photos of MICHAEL LOHAN faking slashes on his own arms, saying a stalker guy slashed him!

Now, Michael is doing it again, he slashed his own arms and said Kate did it!

The slashes in 2010 were clearly self inflicted!

Here is the TMZ article from October 2010 showing Michael Lohan faking slashes on his arm and side/back of neck where he could reach:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/22/michael-lohan-scratch-cut-wound-photo-attack/

And what was Michael Lohan's made up story back in October 2010, you ask? He said some man was threatening him because they didn't want him to appear at Lilo's court case! And slashed him!

But it turned out he slashed himself!

Just like he did this time to try to pin blame on Kate!

Here is the first TMZ story from back then

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/22/michael-lohan-attacked-sliced-lindsay-lohan-santa-monica-knife-slasched-neck/

and here is the one with the photos showing the clearly self inflicted slashes!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/22/michael-lohan-scratch-cut-wound-photo-attack/

What Michael Lohan taught Lindsay:

1) Commit serial felonies

2) When you get caught, blame/bribe/slander the victim and claim you were set up

3) Slash yourself and do whatever it takes to help the lie

The problem for Michael this time is he already used the fake self-slashing for publicity in October 2010 and was caught by TMZ and others. He was not thinking clearly enough after this crime to come up with a better alibi.

1206 days ago
41.

yo    

They need to lock this Lohan ass up for good, you'd do the same thing if your dogs behaved this.....

1206 days ago
42.

messenger69    

1st lowlife in the news today. I bet it won’t be the last!

1206 days ago
43.

upNsmoke    

Just stop reporting on this ass clown and he may go back under the rock he crawled out from under.

1206 days ago
44.

penny    

I hope Kate posts pictures of Michael Lohan and his little tiny weiner

1206 days ago
45.

joe    

SOMEONE AT TMZ PLEASE WHERE DOES HE GET HIS MONEY WHERE PLEASE HELP AND TELL US

1206 days ago
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