Lindsay Lohan was brought to her knees last night ... but in a bad way.

Lindsay took a spill on the streets of New York City -- on the Lower East Side -- after leaving the hipster dive, Motor City Bar.
That Red Bull really packs a punch.

She also said she would quit smoking. Seems her resolve for doing things isn't worth much.
TMZ could you keep Lindsay relatives and friends off of this site, their comets are as about as stupid as Lindsay's lies. Whatever happened to her SCRAM bracelet? Did the courts let her take off for *snikers and coughs* good behavior? Of course Lindsay was drunk because she knows she can get away with it. You'd better get your poop in a group honey chile you haven't worked in awhile and booze, pills, and coke don't come from free.
I want to be her boyfriend. I love her so much. I'm sad without her. Call me Lindsay! Call me!! I'm here for you. We can snuggle and watch movies and go for walks and all kind of fun stuff like that. I'm your man. I was made for you. Call me. Now. Please.
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Dina is now contacting lawyers to find out how to sue gravity.
Posted at 11:26 AM on Mar 31, 2011 by Good riddance!
come on...dosent everyone fall to their knees and swirl their hair all over filthy sidewalks people have spit on and God knows what else, and laugh about it while perfectly sober and sane?
Ms. Lohan ain't no lion tamer, why she spendin' time in da lion's den? Ain't no alcoholic got no business in no club or no bar. Period.
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