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Charlie Sheen in Chicago

The Blow-By-Blow

4/4/2011 10:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen's Chicago show has ended -- and it was a definite improvement over Detroit. Read our live recap to see how it all went down.

Charlie Sheen in Chicago
8:15 PM -- No sign of Sheen yet.

8:20 PM -- The crowd just started a "Detroit sucks!" chant.

8:25 PM -- Charlie just read a poem about how much he hates Detroit.

8:27 PM -- Show definitely has a different feel than last night. Instead of Charlie on stage by himself, he has an interviewer of sorts asking him questions.

8:30 PM -- During a question about his marriages, Charlie referred to Brooke Mueller as "kidnapper bitch."

8:33 PM -- Charlie took off his shirt after someone in the crowd yelled, "Get naked." He traded shirts with a guy from the crowd who was much larger than him. Oh, forgot to mention -- after last night's performance, no opening comic this time.

8:42 PM -- Nothing too exciting. Telling stories, including the one about the first time he smoked weed ... with Chris Penn in Malibu.

8:50 PM -- The show is in intermission. Much more structured than last night's. So far, no booing.

9:14 PM -- And we're back! Sheen's got a fresh cig and talking about a party he went to once with Mick Jagger and Eddie Van Halen.

9:20 PM -- Charlie says he owes Heidi Fleiss $2 million. He tells the interviewer he pays for sex because he has millions.

9:25 PM -- Charlie says he was supposed to be in "The Karate Kid," but his dad told him to do a lesser movie instead. "My dad has great advice."

9:30 PM -- How's this for an about face -- Charlie said he would go back to "Two and Half Men," but he did say the people who run it are blood suckers. But he called Jon Cryer a "rock star."

9:45 PM -- Charlie is now reading a letter from one of the goddesses.

9:52 PM -- And with that letter ... the show is over. All in all, a much better experience than last night.

769 COMMENTS

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91.

KateMae    

I just don't get it. Other than the obvious "watching an accident" appeal, why on earth would anybody pay money to see this jerk?

1196 days ago
92.

Chaps    

Fred,

This creep is a woman beater and abuser. He abuses his wife and his NY hooker.

ON STAGE

I just dont know how low this guy can go!

Oh well, he will get back to banging 7 gram rocks, and one of them will give him a special gift.

1196 days ago
93.

yo    

Charlie: Like, this one time, in band camp? This joint was so big, it was like,....... BIG!

1196 days ago
94.

Dee Dee M.    

OH no, a security guy just duct taped Roeper, tazed him and they dragged him out for unfavorable #tweeting!

Posted at 7:09 PM on Apr 3, 2011 by yo

LOL

1196 days ago
95.

drewbot    

"Charlie Sheen in Chicago -- The Blow-By-Blow"
original title.

"Charlie Sheen in Chicago -- It Blows"
fixed.

Your Welcome

1196 days ago
96.

RAY    

IS INTERMISSION OVER YET? MY GOD! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SMOKE A COUPLE O' ROCKS?

1196 days ago
97.

aleks    

I was at the concert in Detroit. The Warlock said how much he loves Detroitand soacked up the support and today he hates it, watch out Chicago - he might hate you tomorrow. Did anyone mention that he was calling the audience M-Fckrs and that he has 1 up on all of us -twice - this has nothing to do with Detroit - it was to the audience - tonight, Chicago, your the audience - but the very same Americans that stood for the anthem in Detroit.
Aleks - Windsor, Ontario, Canada

1196 days ago
98.

PRO US    

@QueenClark: "He's just a middle age man with dyed hair going thru mid-life crisis and doesn't realize it yet."

Posted at 6:45 PM on Apr 3, 2011 by QueenClark

And a toupee (wig), a pot stomach, rotten teeth, etc.

1196 days ago
99.

Joe No Body    

WTF? A Break after 25 Minutes...Just goes to show, that an actor without a script has nothing to say....Bet Charlie is dying over the Billion Dollars he lost out on, now that all see he is a waste

1196 days ago
100.

Melanie    

Judge Charlie all you want. He is just doing what he was already doing before, being a celebrity, thats his occupation. No buddy judges your asses for failing at your work or losing your job or being an alcholic etc. And I am sure if you take a good look in the mirror you will find your own flaws as well. Why don't you work on them instead of focusing on his and his life. You need to focus on your own lives instead of some celebrity/person that is not relatie to you.

1196 days ago
101.

Phreaky    

He needed an intermission after 25 minutes? Sucky show is sucky.

1196 days ago
102.

Scott L    

This guy will be broke and or dead by the end of the year.
He actually believes that he is better than people and that is just wrong.

He was successful despite himself due to his natural talent and the fact that he was born into the business.

1196 days ago
103.

RATTLESNAKE     

exactly agree with Number 11 , give to charities not to this fool who made 2mil an episode, how ridiculous the concept that you all fools would give him your money, he should be paying you for showing up dummies !

1196 days ago
104.

JD    

Riveting coverage TMZ,...Riveting.

1196 days ago
105.

Chuck    

To therock:

I've lived in both cities and Detroit is awesome. Meanwhile Chicago has lots of antagonistic losers like you who like Charlie Sheen and worry too much about Detroit.

1196 days ago
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