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Charlie Sheen -- Crowd Goes WILD In Cleveland

4/6/2011 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen KILLED IT in Cleveland Tuesday night ... finishing a 2 hour performance with a STANDING OVATION!!!

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Spies in the audience tell TMZ the crowd went insane when Sheen first walked on to the stage and instantly began chanting, "F**K DETROIT."

Sheen once again "performed" with the help of a moderator -- who fired off some questions to the Warlock and even took suggestions from audience members ... who screamed out topics throughout the night,

We're told security was "extremely tight" throughout the theater -- especially in the backstage area.

Here's a blow-by-blow on how things went down: 

5:17 PM PDT: Charlie walks on to the stage sporting a Cleveland Indians jersey. The crowd goes wild. 

5:26 PM: A heckler just asked Sheen, "Where's your coke?" He replied, "In your pocket!"

5:35 PM: Charlie is showing off a t-shirt that reads, "SHEENIUS."

5:45 PM: After several people asked Charlie about Emilio Estevez ... he responded, "Don't you guys want to hear about me?"

5:47 PM: One audience member tells us, "The show is one huge vehicle to sell merchandise, he is hocking everything he can on stage."

5:50 PM: Another audience chant -- this time directed towards Charlie's ex Denise Richards ... with people yelling, "F**K THAT B*TCH"

6:07 PM: Charlie says he's not an actual warlock -- but explained, "I have been able to spin magic the past couple of weeks ... you guys all bought tickets without knowing a damn thing about this show."

6:29 PM: Charlie is ready for hecklers -- someone screamed at him and he shouted back, "Leave, I already got your money!"

6:35 PM: Charlie talks about having a "terrible stuttering problem" when he was 8. He says, "Stuttering taught me how to listen, which we all have forgotten about." 

6:40 PM: The goddesses just walked out on stage. We're told Charlie just pointed to audience members who are smoking weed and said, "That's winning!"

6:48 PM: Charlie asks, "How many 'Two and a Half Men' fans are here, and who wants to see me back on it?" Do I want to be back on it? Well f**k yeah I do! I made them 5 billion!"

6:50 PM: Charlie says, "I've had a ball in Cleveland. I should move here ... is anyone hiring?" Unemployment jokes kill in Cleveland.

6:55 PM: Crowd goes nuts when Charlie puts on an Indians hat, and then gives his dad props ... asking, "How many 'Apocalypse Now' fans are here? Martin Sheen, ever hear of him ... he's the coolest guy on the planet."

7:00 PM: Big finish -- Charlie says, "F**k Milwaukee! We are filming Major League 3 here! Cleveland do u feel like you are winning?"  He closes with, "I love you all goodnight!" ... and walks off to a standing ovation."

Sounds like a full 180 from the opening night disaster in Detroit.


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61.

K    

ADDICTED, I agree...no respectable man talks that way about the mother of his children....

1194 days ago
62.

john smith    

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This is the best place ever! I've never seen something so perfect for this Charlie sheen stuff!

1194 days ago
63.

Lori    

Somebody tell CHUCKLES audience that there are re-runs of 2 1/2 Men on! If they leave now they might catch some entertainment tonight.

1194 days ago
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Autumn_in_Michigan    

@ RR don't forget 5)Has-Been

Posted at 6:25 PM on Apr 5, 2011 by Dee Dee M.

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Thank you, dear :-). Am amusing myself over here creating a compilation of these synonyms and a list of the "gems" he sprinkles on each show's crowd - such as "Dude, I already got your money". I'll share what I have after the last show.

1194 days ago
65.

Chaps    

Cleveland must be so excited!

They chanted "There is a Fungus Among us"!!

1194 days ago
66.

Smarter Human    

It just goes to show you you can have millions of dollars and still be trailer park white trash. He and Palin should team up..

1194 days ago
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Winter Cold    

yeah CHARLIE'S WINNING ALRIGHT.?? (SARCASM) YOU LOST IN DETROIT.. IF ANYTHING THE REAL WINNERS ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WALKED OUT OF YOUR SHOW, AND SHOWED YOU THAT YOU NEEDED TO CHANGE YOUR ACT.. HIS LIFE IS GOING DOWN, AND HE'S TRYNA TAKE THIS COUNTRY WITH HIM.. ALL THE IGNORANT AIR HEADS ARE AGREEING WITH HIM OF COURSE. NOW WE HAVE METROPOLITAN CITIES TURNING AGAINST EACH OTHER OVER CHARLIE SHEEN.. HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUT NO ONE IS WINNING IS THIS FREAKING COUNTRY OR WORLD LOOK AT ALL THE JACKED UP THINGS GOING ON. THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT LIKE THE HORRIBLE NATURAL DISASTERS AND OUR ECONOMY. #RETARDS

1194 days ago
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ADDICTED    

Keep rubbing it in Charlie, how ya stole the hard earned money from all the people. Enjoy the tour, after that, you're DONE!

1194 days ago
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how lame    

The real truth is that Emilio was always the hot Brother and Charlie the ugly one. i bet emilio is still looking hot!

1194 days ago
70.

Chaps    

For Chuckles the Clowns closing act, Raymond and ksis will stroll on stage and wipe his ass!

1194 days ago
71.

Smitty    

This guy has balls that 98% of American males falsely clam to have. He's like the guy who gets right in the bosses face on a Friday morning and says, "Take this job and shove it Ass Hole! Yes, he's got issues like hot women, hot cars, hot women, hot parties, more hot women, porn stars, drugs, etc., but how many guys would kill to party even once WITH Charlie? Honestly? The people putting him down are in my opinion jealous of the lifestyle of the Rich and Infamous Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they just wish they were WINNING! Take it easy Charlie and stay healthy. We love you : ) And in the words of The Great American Artist, "Party like it's 1999!" You're my prince. With love.....

1194 days ago
72.

Master Po    

To the idiot who said the shows arent sold out yet the scalpers are taking a loss. Are we supposed to care? The venues have been packed so far, so who cares if the greedy dirtbag scalpers lose money? BOOO HOOOO

Still packed venues thus far.

1194 days ago
73.

Some dude    

Looks like the Detroit crowd is the most intelligent and un-sheeplike so far.

1194 days ago
74.

Sad sad    

This will go south in a few minutes.

1194 days ago
75.

Chaps    

Just remember - Charlie is a total freaking rock star from Mars!

Oh wait! Not a rock star!

Just a freak from Mars!

1194 days ago
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