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Charlie Sheen -- I've Never Done Heroin

4/30/2011 11:29 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre must have the wrong monkey (*wink wink, nudge nudge) because Charlie Sheen tells us in no uncertain terms ... he's never done heroin!

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Lorre took a not-so-veiled shot at Sheen on his vanity card at the end of "The Big Bang Theory" earlier this week. Lorre made reference to a monkey on the show behaving "increasingly erratic" and being "a heroin addict" -- but we all know who he was really referring to.

But Sheen tells TMZ point blank, "I have never done or tried heroin in my life."

And there you have it, straight from the monkey's mouth.


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16.

anotherfnday    

Monkey see, Monkey do...Charlie Sheen, I wish you die too!

1238 days ago
17.

yo    

Charlie Sheen doesn't know what a metaphor is.

Charlie Sheen Irwin Estevez thinks he is LITERALLY a warlock and was LITERALLY the hero of Apocalypse Now. He really does. Poor lost little tiny man part soul.

1238 days ago
18.

Nancy    

LOL! FGS! GMAB! LMAO! ;) :)))

So, the monkey speaks and removes all doubt as to his intelligence.

'Duh, I never did heroin.'

That just makes it all the more apparent that 1) Charlie the Tuna DOES read these sites, and 2) He agrees that the vanity card was ALL about him.

What a 'maroon!' That is freakin' hilarious!!

1238 days ago
19.

Jodi    

First, why would Charlie think Chuck was talking about him? LOL.

Second, who cares if he's never done heroin, he's done everything else and as high as he gets he wouldn't know if someone gave him heroin or not.

Charlie sure is staying close to everything 2 1/2 Men...checks on their ratings...hangs on to every word/letter that comes from Chuck Lorrie/WB and makes sure to send a rebuttal to TMZ and/or ROL.

Wow...for someone who hates the "suits" he definitely keep his nose in what their doing. He needs to withdraw the lawsuit cause he's going to lose that too.

1238 days ago
20.

yo    

Charlie meant that he only uses heroin to taper the cocaine effects.

Charlie doesn't "DO" do heroin.

No, Charlie just ADDS a little heroin to the mix.

It's different, only a thing that warlocks would understand, silly.

1238 days ago
21.

jetfanglo    

nicosheen.......send ME some charlie.......pleeeeze.....

1238 days ago
22.

Cujeaux    

A monkey with a heroin addiction -HAHA! that's such a funny joke. Lorre must be the only one playing the vanity card on their show because prior to this I've never seen or heard of them. He must resent being a faceless dork on the sidelines. Warlock envy perhaps?

1238 days ago
23.

TheBear    

Um - is it just me or does Chuck Lorre look a lot more drugged out and dissipated than Charlie Sheen?

1238 days ago
24.

Jem    

Charlie needs to get the hint and go away.... and get lots of help physically, emotionally and mentally... or he will be either place with 4 walls above ground.... or four walls beneath ground. He needs to wake up and grow up.

1238 days ago
25.

lori    

It is kinda skitzo to believe people are talking about when they are not.

1238 days ago
26.

NY2LA JAY    

2nd

1238 days ago
27.

Politico Pablo    

I think Chuck owes an apology to the monkey.

1238 days ago
28.

AyeJay    

You know Charlie's lieing lol.

1238 days ago
29.

yo    

Can a warlock have a warlock on his back?

1238 days ago
30.

bunny    

Charlie wants to make sure everyone knows he's not a junky and just likes to have a good time.

1238 days ago
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