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Ashton Kutcher -- So Who Are You Gonna Be?

5/15/2011 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that the "Two and a Half Men" dust has settled, and Ashton Kutcher is on board, last night we tried to pry out of him the one remaining mystery ... exactly who will he be playing on the show?

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No answer from Ashton, but our sources say Chuck Lorre and Ashton initially agreed on the character, but in the last few days it's "evolved" into something different and is likely to change again.

It will NOT be Charlie Harper.


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justsaying    

He's an actor? WOW! Who wouldda thunk it? Think I'll stick with reruns.

1226 days ago
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mid    

Yeah, sorry, I didn't see the tags. Call me confused.

1226 days ago
18.

Peter    

Ashton Kutcher,-ex male model, constantly overwhelmed by his position in the tinsell Town ( why, thank you Demi Moore!) is not worth watching at the best of times.Self-conscious smirk does not acting ability make. Unfortunately, that derranged Charlie Sheen was the show, and this pathetic move by Chuck, or whatever real name he has, will not succeed.

1226 days ago
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ksis    

@mid

LOL! No problem.

@justsaying

He is not an actor. He is Demi's husband. LMAO!

1226 days ago
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Lori    

"Ashton Kutcher -- So Who Are You Gonna Be?"

A CUTIE PATOOTIE THAT'S WHO HE'S GONNA BE :)

No more skinny leg, pasty face CRACK HEADS! We're getting a big strapping MAN...how tall is Ashton? yea, time for some real guys on T.V.

Chuckles is but a bad memory at this point...wonder when he'll pop up with an "exclusive comment" again to try and stay relevant?

Bye, Bye Chuckles! HELLOOOOOO Ashton :)

1226 days ago
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Lori    

"Ashton Kutcher -- So Who Are You Gonna Be?"

THAT'S THE TOPIC KPUSS...read it and weep.

Chuckles the Crack Head clown isn't even up for discussion any longer...he's HISTORY, it's just he can't accept that fact and move on.
He was just whining he would love to have his job back...TOUGH, he threw his career away with both hands and crack pipe in his mouth, stop defending a drug addict, oh sorry, are you one too KPUSS? Maybe you can convince Chuckles that blinking his eyes isn't a CURE.

1226 days ago
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Chaps    

He will play Charlies drug dealer, who weekly visits Charlie in the hospital and slips mickeys into his IV drip.

1226 days ago
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Chaps    

He's gonna be a porcelain painter, and he will paint the face of Charlie in the bottom of toilet bowls for Home Depot and Lowes.

1226 days ago
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Chaps    

Maybe he will ride in as a White Knight on a white horse with a kick ass sword, and will go down as the actor who slayed Chuckles the Clown...

1226 days ago
25.

Bubbajk    

Yes, let's keep Ashton's character a big secret so that the remaining audience can go "WTF" and turn the show off in unison at Ash-holes debut!

1226 days ago
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ksis    

Lori 9 minutes ago

"Ashton Kutcher -- So Who Are You Gonna Be?"

THAT'S THE TOPIC KPUSS...read it and weep.

Chuckles the Crack Head clown isn't even up for discussion any longer...he's HISTORY, it's just he can't accept that fact and move on.
He was just whining he would love to have his job back...TOUGH, he threw his career away with both hands and crack pipe in his mouth, stop defending a drug addict, oh sorry, are you one too KPUSS? Maybe you can convince Chuckles that blinking his eyes isn't a CURE.

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Come on Lori. Show the rest how much more disgusting you can get. How sad and empty your life must be. Who would want to be around such an insulting and pathetic piece of garbage.

1226 days ago
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Allen Ridak    

Do they have to pay the cast for a full season? I'll give it 3 episodes

1226 days ago
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Lori    

ksis 10 minutes ago
Come on Lori. Show the rest how much more disgusting you can get. How sad and empty your life must be. Who would want to be around such an insulting and pathetic piece of garbage.
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Note to KPUSS: You were the FOURTH post on this story over an hour ago and have been EVERY OTHER POST SINCE.
So...you want to talk about an "empty life"? You seem to be deeply invested in everything Chuckles does....hmmm...wonder why?.

I have simply said BRAVO on every Ashton article making him KING of TAAHM...LOVE Ashtom, he'll do great, you and Chuckles on the hand? Not so much.

1226 days ago
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Lori    

Kisses to Ashton, I will now be watching TAAHM again!

Thanks for saving the cast and crews job and can't wait see this WELL WRITTEN show climb to the top with Ashton in the cast!.

Bravo, Chuck Lorre.

Chuckles? your Toe Tag is waiting for you, now go lie down like good boy.

1226 days ago
30.

Sammie    

Nobody thought they would bring the charlie character back. Hope they kill him off good. It'd be hilarious if, since the show was supposedly based on Sheen's 'real' life according to Sheen, if Lorree finished it with the charlie character going around the country bombing and having to give away tickets for anybody to come see him live. Then kill him.

1226 days ago
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