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Ashton Kutcher -- So Who Are You Gonna Be?

5/15/2011 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that the "Two and a Half Men" dust has settled, and Ashton Kutcher is on board, last night we tried to pry out of him the one remaining mystery ... exactly who will he be playing on the show?

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No answer from Ashton, but our sources say Chuck Lorre and Ashton initially agreed on the character, but in the last few days it's "evolved" into something different and is likely to change again.

It will NOT be Charlie Harper.


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Gwendolyn    

they should have gotten Bob Sagot

1172 days ago
77.

Minxster    

With all the sour grapes in here you could start a Chuckles the Crakhead Clown winery...or is that "whine-ery!"

1172 days ago
78.

Fernando    

It might be a good show with him but not as good as it was with Charlie Sheen. Why did you have to get all crazy Charlie

1172 days ago
79.

angeleyes    

Well I have confidence that the writers who created this show and two other great ones will have several ideas that would work well. I look forward to being surprised and delighted! I think Ashton will be a super addition to the cast and his positive attitude and work ethic will give everyone's spirits a lift!

1172 days ago
80.

always    

I think it's funny that he was the last choice...since he can't act shows how hard up he is for a job.

1172 days ago
81.

LongJohn69    

He's going to play all he knows how to play....a thickheaded numb-skull.

1172 days ago
82.

Lori    

Minxster about an hour ago

With all the sour grapes in here you could start a Chuckles the Crakhead Clown winery...or is that "whine-ery!"
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NO KIDDING! :)
Chuckles fans just can't stand the thought (nor can he) that NO, CHUCKLES WON'T BE BACK!. He's Done...he's yesterdays news, even the last radio interview had him admitting he's just "plodding along"...ahhaahahhahaahha....nothing like exploding your career all over the place, what an IDIOT.

1172 days ago
83.

Lori    

jack 3 hours ago

will they change the lyrics of the theme tune to something other than "manly men"?
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Oh I SO HOPE they re-do the opener EXACTLY the same way, except ASHTON will be singing along with Angus and Jon :)::):)

What a knife through CHUCKLES heart...'cuz you KNOW he'll be watching! Just have Ashton turn his head, smiling away
ahahahahahahahahahahaaha

Oh, sweet Justice!

1172 days ago
84.

Lori    

Oh, and did I mention the ENORMOUS PLEASURE I'm getting out of Chuck Lorre sticking it to Chuckles? Does it come through clear enough in my posts? Hope so :)

Chuckles the Crack Head clown deserves every rotten thing coming his way, and it's going to come crashing down like a lead balloon.

LOST his
JOB
WIFE
KIDS
MONEY
AND NOW...HIS MIND!

1172 days ago
85.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Hey, ya Minxster, long time no see.

Hey, how about those massive letter writing campaigns to get Cheesy Chuckles his job back? Hey, how about those greedy bastards at WB/CBS wanting to line their pockets again with Charlie Gold? Hey, how about all those talks Charlie was in with WB to get his job back? Hey, how about that - they DID have someone besides Charlie after all.

Don't know about you, but its feeling mighty, powerfully good to me right about now :-).

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Minxster about an hour ago
With all the sour grapes in here you could start a Chuckles the Crakhead Clown winery...or is that "whine-ery!"

1172 days ago
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Autumn_in_Michigan    

Yes, it most certainly does, Lori. Hey, pass that Sweet Justice over my way, no bogarting now :-).

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Lori 16 minutes ago

Oh, and did I mention the ENORMOUS PLEASURE I'm getting out of Chuck Lorre sticking it to Chuckles? Does it come through clear enough in my posts? Hope so :)

1172 days ago
87.

Infiniti    

Here's what might happen on the show. Charlie's habits are gonna catch up to him in one way or another, it's gonna take his life, Ashton is gonna appear at his funeral as his illegitimate son, he's gonna inherit everything for some reason or another, and he's gonna stay and be the heir to the throne. Cheesy, yes, but it can happen haha

1172 days ago
88.

Get a Nose Job, please!!!    

I've never seen Mr. Demi Moore act but I have seen him in interviews and he acts silly and stupid. I think the show should just end. I can't stand Alan Harper anymore. That role is the most disgusting and repulsive role ever created for TV. Jon Cryer plays it so well, do you suppose he's like Alan Harper? Is Mr. Demi Moore younger than Demi's daughters???

1172 days ago
89.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Hey, Nancy -

That list may still be growing. Now he is getting personal pleas to come save the folks in the Mississippi flood areas. The Messiah of Malibu may soon be the Reluctant Messiah.

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Nancy 10 hours ago
No matter what character Ashton plays, he can't be ANY worse than a washed-out people-using has-been that forgets many of the promises he makes out in the public eye.

Some one has a really big to-do list and it isn't the subject of this article, that's for sure! Can't help but wonder how ol' Charlie the Tuna is going to manage i

1172 days ago
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Scudrunner51    

Everyone know's including 'Webster' Kutcher that when they bring on a new actor the show is in the throe's of dying out....They did that with 'That 70's' when Topher left & they brought in the new guy........Bring back Punked! That was funny....

1172 days ago
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