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Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Staying Clean ... FOR LIFE

5/15/2011 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan plans to stay on the straight and narrow for the REST OF HER LIFE -- telling friends, she's serious this time ...  no drugs, no booze, no breaking the law ... ever again ... PERIOD.

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Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress had an epiphany after her sentencing -- and is completely at peace with the judge's decision ... community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class ... the whole package.

Technically, Lindsay is REQUIRED to stay sober during her formal probation -- which ends after she completes her 480 hours of community service -- but we're told, it doesn't matter ... Lindsay's committed to sobriety for the long haul.

One thing ... Lindsay does take issue with the three-year probation itself -- telling friends she doesn't think she deserves it -- but que sera sera ... she has learned to accept her fate.

Bottom line -- her friends are adamant ... Lindsay has learned her lesson once and for all.

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Bruno    

Her new publicist is working overtime.

1255 days ago
47.

Enough    

Only time will tell,.....not her "friends."

1255 days ago
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Truth    

LMAO!! UNLESS SHE DIES TOMORROW, THE REST OF HER LIFE AINT GONNA HAPPEN. ACTIONS NOT WORDS, LINDSAY... NEXT!!

1255 days ago
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tony gee    

The headline is already a flat lie. She could hardly stay sober and yet talk about being clean for life. If she was a stand up comic, I'd say she is a genius.

1255 days ago
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jack-55d79    

I wish her the best of luck. She'd be best off getting further away from Hollywood. It strikes me that the hardest thing about changing your lifestyle is getting away from friends who still have that lifestyle. There are elements of unintentional peer pressure. Staying in the same place, with the same friends is a recipe for relapse and old habits. Move to another county or something. Make new friends. Keep the old ones that are sensible, and shed those who have the problematic lifestyle. Not easy, but probably essential.

1255 days ago
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God-Of-Lyf    

BS! She can't stay clean... because of her friends. Only a matter of time. Her only worry is WHEN will she be caught the next time. Just Saying...

1255 days ago
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john smith    

Robert Downey said he had an epiphany also, maybe Lindsay will get her Oscar before he will.......2015 Tropic Thunder II.......

1255 days ago
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Canon    

I agree with then sonic_thump comment from the first page. LL's statement seems like she thinks she can snap her fingers and she won't have any more problems. One must endeavor to persevere every day of one's life. Eternal vigilance, not instant gratification and feeling happy because she's been sober for a few days.

1255 days ago
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LongJohn69    

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

1255 days ago
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Canon    

And, if that is the image her publicist is telling her to portray, I would say get a new one. Although with all the idiot's out there who are potential buyers of her product it might be short term good PR. PR is not going to help her as a person but it may make her money. At the end of the day that seems to be what it's all about. She probably went to the Donald Trump school of marketing. It's not a good system as you can see by Trump's recent meltdown and berating by not only the media but the President of these United States. Why would some billionaire want to overpay to stay a Trump hotel when they could stay at the Pierre, Waldorf Astoria, etc. I'm enjoying seeing what happened to Trump, and will enjoy it much more as I watch his brand and business deteriorate because he's a moron. I can tell you if I inherited the money he did I'd be much more careful.

1255 days ago
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virgosiempre    

It is time for all media to STOP reporting on this aging juvenile delinquent. She has not produced one piece of theatre in a long time and her fame is stealing and drug abuse. She is sadly OLD OLD news and it is nauseating to see her name in print.

1255 days ago
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messenger    

Come on TMZ, stop with the BS. Lindsay didn't say this at all. She has continually said "one day at a time".

I guess Harvey is desperate for stories.

1255 days ago
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Nicole     

Go Lindsay
The probation won't really matter after November unless you finish the CS before then.

Take a great mugshot the next time you are booked (on or before June 17th) and hopefully that will be the last.

Shawn done awesome and she dodged a major bullet with the 3 years of felony probation and the conditions attached to the plea deal.

LINNOCENT

1255 days ago
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richardwww    

TMZ why can't you let this young woman lead her life and stop posting lame stories about her?

Lindsay has admitted she is an addict and addicts relapse from time to time. There is no way Lindsay would say she wants to stay clean for life, as any addict will tell you, getting from day to day is a struggle. Lindsay has always said it would be difficult and thats why she constantly said "one day at a time".

TMZ should stop making outrageous and dumb statements which are clearly written by some ignornant intern who hasn't got a clue what addiction is.

Good luck Lindsay and God bless.

1255 days ago
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walutz824    

lmfao. shell be back in jail in a 5 months GUARANTEED

1255 days ago
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