Simon & Paula -- The Kiss Factor

You notice he's got a pen and he's writing something on her back....probably "Kick Me"

What is it with Simon's unbuttoned shirts these days? Anybody got a big 'ol medallion he can hang above his navel?

Paula is a little nuts, but she's OK. Simon is a nasty, arrogant individual. If he wasn't rich, who would give him any attention?

These two would make a cute couple. Why don't they just finally admit they're having a fling and get together?

YUCK!

Forever his girl.

OMG!! they should be a couple, soo cute!

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times; if you stand back, turn your head sideways, and squint a little, Simon Cowell's lips look exactly like a Xanax.

It's in Paula's X-Factor contract that all her food must be pre-chewed. This is just a picture of them having lunch together.

these 2 = YUCK!

TO SIMON COWELL YOU STAB CHERYL IN THE BACK. WOW SIMON WHAT A FRIEND YOU ARE? YOU FORCE CHERYL OFF THE SHOW. AS AN AMERICAN I WANTED TO SEE CHERYL ON X FACTOR U.S. AND I WAS AT THE SEAR'S CENTRE AUDITIONS CHERYL WAS GREAT AS A JUDGE AND SHE WAS HAPPY. I WILL NEVER WATCH X FACTOR U.S. SIMON YOU ARE FECKLESS

I just threw up a little

Paula is Hot!!! I'd totally do her.

Yes they do look cute together. Where is Mezghan when all this is going on?

Well, he certainly isn't acting like he's engaged...