Prince Von Ahole: Whoops, I Rear-Ended Someone!

old people should not drive.

Just like him to blame someone else.

It would behoove Von Ahole to actually READ what he reports to TMZ. If he did he might realize that he's being referred to as VON AHOLE in every submission.

runkbrooks 5 minutes ago

old people should not drive.
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@runkbrooks:

OK, remind us when you get "old" so we can take your driver's license away.

Psychologist talks about how Von Ahole is mentally distressed due to Zsa Zsa's death. See his breakdown at www.sanfernandovalleynews.com Click on breaking news.

Is this guy really a prince?

Don't know what he ever did to crap in TMZ's corn flakes, but you sure don't like this guy....

JBF...I know ur attempting to peddle...but u might want to update ur post...ZsaZsa is still alive...

JBF 4 minutes ago

Psychologist talks about how Von Ahole is mentally distressed due to Zsa Zsa's death. See his breakdown at www.sanfernandovalleynews.com Click on breaking news.
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@JBF: Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive, you moron. Or are you an Ahole?

"Sohn ahff beech! Now I haff to stend ot heer vit zeez common peeple becows diss beech in frohnt off me stoped short!"

The van in front of him stopped too quickly? Geez another lame excuse for someone tailgating. I hate you bozo's, that think you've just gotta be right up the back of my car all the time. Braking at the very last possible moment, while I get white knuckled wondering if your gonna slam into my car. Seriously people...wake up and BACK OFF!!!

I'm betting if you check the cell phone records, you will find he was on the phone and probably not on his headset as required by CA law. So they should cite him for the accident, which in a rear end collision they do anyways. And the lucky person who got Von Ahoeld, should sue, sue, sue.

I love how consistent TMZ is in referring this to this douch bag fame whore as Von Ahole :o)

Perfect night for putting on the ole snake suit and laying outside the gate, that gag never gets old.

His tailgating didn't just cause one accident but two! Someone should clue him in that the car in front of him never stops too quickly if he's far enough back to brake properly. This guy is such a loser!