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Hefner's Revenge -- I'm Altering Crystal's Cover

6/16/2011 6:28 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hugh Hefner is finally taking action in his unexpected break-up with Crystal Harris -- defacing her Playboy cover with a giant red sticker that reads, "Runaway Bride."

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Before Crystal called off the wedding ... just days before their wedding ... Hefner had already agreed to give her the July cover with the headline, "Mrs. Crystal Hefner."

Box loads of magazines have already been shipped without the sticker -- but Hefner insists the big, red mark WILL appear on newsstands.



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31.

bunny    

Like that's going to hurt the slut at all. Did he put stickers over her pictures inside? Now if he did that, that's EPIC.

1135 days ago
32.

noneofyourbusiness    

Yeah, cause sitting around naked is so terribly difficult and stressful.

1135 days ago
33.

kaceyj    

She doesn't deserve the cover even with the big ass sticker on there. And yes people still buy the magazine. Its just as popular as ever. Love ya Hef!

1135 days ago
34.

LonnieB    

Hef is going to "alter" her cover?

Chances are, she's no stanger to being "altered".

These days, real beauty doesn't sell.

We are a nation of horndog men who drool over plastic enhancements, women who compete with each other over un-naturally big features and gay fashion designers who want all women to look like teenage boys.

Marilyn Monroe would not have made in todays twisted and sexually obsessed entertainment cesspool.

1135 days ago
35.

greatneck    

Guess living with a house full of bi-sexuals, has it's limits. These type do anything for, $$$$$, ya know....

1135 days ago
36.

nunya    

CAN'T WAIT TILL HUGH DIES, THEN THEY WILL BURN DOWN THE MANSION TO KILL ALL THE DISEASES THAT BREED FROM WITHIN.

1135 days ago
37.

dd    

What a bi-t-ch

1135 days ago
38.

Maverick    

Runway Bride? Effing Gold Digger. The worst kind of woman.

F Crystal Harris.

1135 days ago
39.

Deviant    

Why is he bitching? That is ridiculous... how many women has he dumped for younger bimbos?? Now he wants to go all public drama queen over a whore..... what the hell???

I thought Hugh was a Playboy, 007 would never have done that.

1135 days ago
40.

SURFCOWBOY    

soooo, SHES STILL ON THE COVER IS SHE NOT? what kind of puppy revenge is that? Id take the whore off the cover, take MRS HEFNER OFF as well. If you can edit it and put the big red thing, why would you not correct the rest?? Yank her off, edit and voila. She by all means does not deserve to be there not that making the cover is a big deal. Give it to someone who atleast wants and deserves it. She played you old man!

1135 days ago
41.

lanie    

Eek. Not the best way to promote the issue, Hef. It makes you focus in on her manly face. She's just not attractive. Gross.

But what do you expect any 20-something who would slob on the knob of an 80 year --- isn't going to be a beauty queen.

By the way, her boob job is horrendous.. She should get a refund.

Gross.

1135 days ago
42.

lander    

LonnieB:
>>These days, real beauty doesn't sell.

if by real beauty, you mean curves - and if by curves, you mean fat... well, that's the truth.

i love how fat chicks always compare themselves to Marilyn Monroe when she was almost fat, and then say there's an impossible expectation of beauty. well, stop eating mcdonalds every day and cut down on so many deserts, and you can stop complaining.

1135 days ago
43.

nurserosetta    

i still think its a setup...all scripted

1135 days ago
44.

preta    

Let's move on to some important news now, he's 85 years old and sadly the expression "there's NO fool like an old fool" aptly fits Hugh the older he gets.

Wonder what the 'wake up call' will finally be for a life wasted on women who only wanted his money (except his first wife perhaps?), while he thought he had the best of everything?

You're looking for 'something' without realizing what it actually is Hugh, and NONE of these women will ever give you what it is we're ALL looking for. I pray you 'seek it' before you lay down and close your eyes to leave this world for good.

1135 days ago
45.

Lu    

Does it really matter (scratches head)?

1135 days ago
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