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Charlie Sheen SINGLE

Officially Goddess-less

6/27/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen is finally UNCHAINED -- because TMZ has learned, the Warlock's last remaining goddess just gave him the chop.

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Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week -- but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned ... because we're told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.

According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it's "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

We're told Charlie's penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries -- Mexico, Australia, and Colombia -- the very night Kenly walked out.

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121.

CC    

Chucky Sleeze put things into fast foward -- this sh-t is taking way too long!!!!! Regarding your sorry @ss - either fix it or nix it!!!

1160 days ago
122.

CAPT CAHL    

"chucky sleeze" good one CC

1160 days ago
123.

Kookie    

Charlie Sheen is definitely bipolar. It's sad how some people make fun of him and his suffering. If you were suffering with mental illness you wouldn't find it funny, you would only be ashamed more of your condition.

It's time people contribute their part in de-stigmatizing mental illness so that people like C Sheen can get the help they need to lead normal and joyful lives and not feel like they are losers.

Unfortunately, he is in such powerful denial about it that nobody knows if he will come to his senses and get help. He may die, and someone out there will make fun of him. Sad, really sad, people.

Think about it. If you were Charlie Sheen, how would you feel if you got totally insulted on a constant basis?? Not good! You would feel like ****. So then, stop doing it to him.

1160 days ago
124.

CAPT CAHL    

u really r kookie

1160 days ago
125.

CAPT CAHL    

charlie stop calling yourself kookie!!!!!

1160 days ago
126.

CAPT CAHL    

I still can't beleive that charlalme is going to be re=placed by KELSO.....POETIC JUSTICE. In your face Masheen

1160 days ago
127.

STARR C    

She's looking good!

1160 days ago
128.

TessaC    

Yeah right - Lionsgate are really excited about this new series which they will not even confirm exists. This isn't the first time Charlie Sheen has made up a whole lot of BS about his future tv prospects. No-one will insure him and no-one will watch him. There is no new show. What a loser.
Oh and, let's see the Red Cross receipt for all that money you donated to Japan from your ticket sales Charlie??? Liar.

1160 days ago
129.

Minxster    

"Radar Online reports that Charlie Sheen inked a sitcom deal with Lionsgate. Sheen’s character is allegedly similar, but racier than the role on Two and a Half Men. The story says TBS is the frontrunner in the bidding for the show, but the USA Today reports that Turner FLATLY DENIES that and a Lionsgate rep wouldn’t confirm the story either."

1160 days ago
130.

Sherylynne    

Seriously, had anyone ever heard of Natalie Kenly before Charlie introduced her as ONE of his "goddesses/Nanny?" If he was signing a deal for a new show, one in which he could, potentially, make more $$ than he did with Two and A Half Men, I doubt that she opted to move out. She's not exactly "arm candy" and what is the current demand for a "goddess/nanny?" Particularly, an average looking one. I think Charlie wanted her out and wanted the Mercedes back. Scorned, she moved out and her spite was to take the Mercedes with her. I doubt that her association with Charlie has exactly catapulted her to greater heights. Next, she'll sell her story of secrets. Following that cash cow, she, of course, will be "in talks" for a reality show. Isn't that what most dysfunctional unknowns do? Yeah, SHE left in favor of her bright future. Yeah, right.

1159 days ago
131.

BARB    

LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE, HES ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MEN ON TV

1159 days ago
132.

cod    

Quit being so jealous of Charlie. Just because he's made more money in one episode than you will make in a lifetime,he has had more hot women in one night than you will ever even have a conversation with. Just sit back and watch him come back stronger than ever. If you are so jealous just stay away looser!!!

1159 days ago
133.

BARB    

is jig saying charlie has stds lol?

1159 days ago
134.

brock lesnar    

this is what happens when you run out of tiger blood.

1159 days ago
135.

Minxster    

cod 3 hours ago

"Quit being so jealous of Charlie. Just because he's made more money in one episode than you will make in a lifetime,he has had more hot women in one night than you will ever even have a conversation with. Just sit back and watch him come back stronger than ever. If you are so jealous just stay away looser!!!"

LOL - classic!

1159 days ago
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