Elisabetta -- All Smiles After Breakup

Whore

Hopefully, she'll eat some pasta while in Italy, so she can cover up those rib bones. Ugh. Too skinny. Not healthy.

Dax alert

She's better off without him!

Real boobs trump floatation devices any day.

how has tmz not figured out yet that this girl has a beyond terrible reputation in Italy!! all of my italian friends tell me what a "ho" this girl apparently is, and all of the disgust of people when they realized Clooney was with her!! im soooo happy its over and he can upgrade to no one!

I thought they broke up b/c Elisabetta was talking about marriage.

Horror! Is she actually sitting with commonfolk? How the mighty fall from yachts and red carpets to this. Doesn't any of his women ever learn? As soon as they get comfortable with him (probably think he's SOOO in love w/them) they start yapping to the press and boom! they're gone! haha.

I think I would kick that tattoo out of bed.

I wish the worst part of my day was being dumped by George Clooney.

@Elisabetta

I think we should hook up, but I don't wanna be the rebound guy. Go bang someone first.

I luv it when the cups runeth over, mmmmm

A tattoo too. Maybe we should start an worldwide identification number system and tattoo everyone's number on them, similar to the Nazi's in WW2. I'm sure everyone would love it, another tat!

dUb-iLL 13 minutes ago

I think I would kick that tattoo out of bed.

If you noticed a tattoo you're either a chick or gay.

Tranny on the beach!