Kristin Cavallari -- This Is What You're Missing, Jay

eh...Jay ain't missing much...

Chicago has about a million girls prettier than her.
And they aren't high on cocaine either.

STEVEN!!

I feel like putting a bridle on Kristin's horse face.

Judging from her post-breakup behavior - he isn't missing anything special.

No offence, but if you don't think she's hot you might be gay.

She is pretty, but lots of relationships either get boring or fail because there's no grasp behind the looks. We all know she's a dud.

Seriously what's with all the coverage about this chick? The Hills is over and done and I'm not sure why she's in the media at all at this point.

I would like to spooge on her forehead and then watch it drip off the tip of her nose like a stalactite.
But I'm funny that way I suppose...

lol Yeah, not much. Is STK the "restaurant" for Reality Losers?

"eat your hear out"? spell-check fail

TMZ Staff needs to hire someone to do their spell-checks before posting a story. Someone who went to college for instance. And yes, I think she's cute, but not that special. Quit stalking this girl already.

SLUTS LIKE HER ARE A DIME A DOZEN. THE NEXT 9 SLUTS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. TRUTH!!!

I highly doubt he is eating his hear out TMZ...
She doesn't look like a 2 hour make up session on a Friday night in the am and he has already heared all about that.

MISSED!?!?!? He tore that **** up then dumped her like he should have....