(5:30) Harvey and Dax think Camille Grammer looks pathetic -- and wounded -- for making fun of Kelsey's alleged small penis.
(12:01) Breaking news ... Max stumbled upon nude pictures of Camille from back in the day. Now he's "a fan."
(17:10) Cops in New Jersey may be in BIG trouble -- after getting autographs from The Situation instead of giving him a ticket.
(23:00) Harvey recently got a ticket -- and respects the cop for not letting him off, despite being a fan of the show.
(28:05) Now Max wants to date Camille -- and is using an ex-girlfriend to try and set it up. Amazing.
(29:20) Obama tips big at a burger joint -- and Jason knows the people who own the place.
(39:05) Bert and Ernie AREN'T gay???
(48:10) Mike calls in to talk about becoming a dad! Congrats!