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Dina Lohan

Seeks $5 Million

And Tina Fey

8/25/2011 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Dina Lohan apparently thinks she's Dina De Laurentiis ... because she's telling investors she can snag some of the biggest actors in Hollywood for her new movie.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the business plan Dina's sending to prospective financiers -- asking for a grand total of $5.28 million to shoot an R-rated film called "Growing Defiant" -- which takes "a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction."  Hmmm.

According to the business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis ... oh, and Michael Lohan, Jr. in the starring role of a heroin addict.

Now here's the best part.  There's an asterisk at the bottom of the plan, which reads, "The cast listed above is a suggested cast list only.  Michael Lohan is the only cast member who has been signed."

And Dina apparently thinks big actors will do anything to sign on, because she's allotting a grand total of $1,125,000 for actors' fees.

Dina Lohan -- a regular Bruckheimer, only easier to pronounce.

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TheHOLETruth    

This is SOOOOoooo crazy... she's NUTTTSSssss!!!

I'm DUMBFOUNDED!!!!

1154 days ago
2.

Professor Chaos    

What's she snorting? Idiot.
Nobody wants to work with your has-been family.

1154 days ago
3.

Good riddance!    

How utterly hilariously dinalusional! This whole family would make for an awesome psychiatric case study.

1154 days ago
4.

coco    

Because society is to blame for kids problems, not horrible parents.

1154 days ago
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Jackie    

Ha ha...so she give the heroin role to her son. wow!

1154 days ago
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bob     

Hmm, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for this "epic" to hit the screen at your local theater. She's gotta be dreaming...it's not gonna happen. Oh, I notice she didn't include Lindsay's name as part of the possible cast..interesting.

1154 days ago
7.

Hello is anybody in there?    

Why not Lindsey as the heroin addict? I herd she has a lot of "acting" experience when comes to playing a drug addict.

1154 days ago
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notalawyer    

another fame-whore with delusions of grandeur

1154 days ago
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Jack Venturo    

OH PLEASE Let me see the business plan! where is the link to the PDF file?

1154 days ago
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NDNchief    

Hahahaha ! ! ! Dina didn't mention Linds for any roles. Through all of her delusions even she knows Linds is uninsurable or any good as an actress. Here's hoping the brother goes the method acting route. This movie will NEVER see the light of a cinema.

1154 days ago
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Danielle    

The rael american dysfunctional family...starring the lohans...i would go see that!!

1154 days ago
12.

Mikey    

The Lohans need to go back to there bread and butter, suing people and hoping they settle.

1154 days ago
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paul    

She's freaking delusional

1154 days ago
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some guy    

AA Ali wasn't mentioned. Will she be getting a walk-on role?

1154 days ago
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oleman    

the lohans....totally delussional (spell check), sell more paparazzi pics of lindsay!

1154 days ago
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