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Kevin Smith

If I Was Kris Humphries...

9/1/2011 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Kim Kardashian's husband Kris Humphries and sex-tape partner Ray J sat ACROSS from each other on a plane -- awkward ... so what would our kick-ass guest Kevin Smith have done if he were in Kris' giant shoes?

Also, Kevin talks shop about losing 60 pounds, the superhero so sexy he'd HAVE to do him, why he's hanging up his director's hat ... and a WHOLE LOT more.

Plus, Harvey breaks down why Oksana Grigorieva is a huge loser.

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(6:15) Charles actually has something in common with Rihanna ... and it ain't a good thing.
(16:10) Earthquake!
(20:30) Kris Humphries and Ray J sit ACROSS from each other on a plane ... so what really happened?
(29:05) Harvey explains why Oksana a HUGE loser.
(35:10) Kevin Smith is in the house! And he immediately makes it standing room only.
(37:10) What would Kevin do if he was in Kris Humphries' shoes?
(40:30) Why is Kevin hanging up his director's hat?
(46:00) Kevin's got a new movie out called "Red State."
(51:30) Kevin thinks Superman looks weird without undies.
(55:00) Kevin's favorite superhero movie of the summer is...
(58:10) Kevin would totally bang "Thor."
(1:02:00) Don't try this at home, kids.

19 COMMENTS

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1.

Bobby    

Hey Fake Cop ........"Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this game, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, is prohibited."

1111 days ago
2.

Justice_4_Kelly    

Let that race baiting jackass Michael Colyar know what you think.

http://twitter.com/#!/michaelcolyar

1111 days ago
3.

kromen    

Can't wait to see Red State. Glad you decided to pass on the 6 Million dollar man. Do you still fly, or have you tried the Amtrak route?

1111 days ago
4.

Fat Mike    

When you were kicked off that flight, why didn't you claim it was because you're white? Seems to be the done thing these days

1111 days ago
5.

Jackie    

"Could careless"....it means he cares.

1111 days ago
6.

William    

FIX YOUR CONNECTION PLEASE, TMZ LIVE KEEPS CUTTING OUT. Thanks.

1111 days ago
7.

mikemmva    

Kevin, will you ever try to patch things up with Howard Stern? I think it was a whole misunderstanding between you two.

1111 days ago
8.

asstird    

Wow tmz people you are a real piece of work. 1st of all
you went and showed more sex tapes after I told you not
to and then you took away my freedom of speech rights
when you cencored my boicot message yesterday. SCREW U!!!

1111 days ago
9.

sidebar    

Enough of the bickering. Geeze, what happened to the old TMZ where you guys answered questions? Have you noticed the number of viewers has declined? Even your show here in Phx has been taken off at night replaced with radio stations (Dish Nation). Go back to the old TMZ.

1111 days ago
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karyninked    

I LOVE you guys!! Can I come hang with you? lol.... and I am soo tired of Kim K...over it moving on

1111 days ago
11.

en Todo Momento!!    

i'm just wondering...is all ths 'free marijuana' talk akin to the same emotions that the ladies were having in the 60's when they all began to burn their bras as a symbol of 'freedom'? is the whole 'marijuana question' ever gonna end?

1111 days ago
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karyninked    

Oksana was holding out for more money! She must have a lawyer telling her to hold out.

1111 days ago
13.

What You Really Want To See    

Do you think that maybe someone got proof of who she is and what she is... and she might have grovelled to rescue anything?

1111 days ago
14.

sypher    

FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYY!!!!!!!

Kevin Smith.

HATE THE NEW TMZ LIVE FORMAT, AND HARVEY GOING ON AND ON FOR 45 MINUTES ON TWO SUBJECTS IS ANNOYING. WAITING AND WAITING FOR KEVIN WHICH WAS THE REASON TO TUNE IN TODAY, AND HAVING TO LISTEN TO 45 MINUTES OF HARVEY WAS PAINFUL. HOPEFULLY KEVIN CAN MAKE THE TIME WASTED WAITING FOR HIM WORTH IT.


TMZ LIVE, GO BACK TO THE OLD FORMAT!

1111 days ago
15.

b    

This guy Kevin must be a total A hole. He has promoted comics and owned a shop here in Red Bank, NJ but as far as I can see is not attached to the billions that were made this summer bringing. Them to the big screen. Ask him why

1111 days ago
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