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L.A. Morgue Staff Warned

Don't Photograph Lindsay

... OR ELSE!

10/21/2011 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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The staff at the L.A. County morgue has been warned -- the wrath of God will come down on anyone who tries to take a picture of Lindsay Lohan while she's on guts duty ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell TMZ, staff members were put on notice Wednesday -- if anyone is caught taking a photo of Lindsay working, that person will be terminated immediately ... no questions asked.

We're told staff was reminded that they are prohibited from taking pictures inside the morgue for non-official purposes.

As for what else Lindsay can expect when/if she decides to show up later today -- the fabled linen patrol ... i.e. washing the corpse fluid-soaked sheets that line the autopsy tables.

We're also told the smell inside the morgue is so cripplingly noxious ... it's not uncommon to spontaneously vomit from the stench -- and here's the kicker ... everyone has to clean up their own puke.

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Michael    

Good!! Oh and first!

1014 days ago
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Justice_4_Kelly    

> that person will be terminated immediately ... no questions asked.


And the union (Local SEIU) will get that person reinstated with back pay ...no questions asked. Its very difficult to "fire" non-probationary public employees.

1014 days ago
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who dat    

Lindsay will be a customer of the morgue on her very own slab soon. They can photograph her then.

1014 days ago
4.

Phil    

The pictures of Lindsay working in the morgue are already out -- so the corpse is out of the bag. Check the photos out here: http://girlsandcorpses.com/print14/lindsay.html

1014 days ago
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Jodi    

LOL...Can't wait to see how many pics of Lindsay working at the morgue hit the net. To the average Joe whose tired of working at the morgue a pic of Lindsay could equal a years pay for them and they would care less about getting fired.

1014 days ago
6.

bb    

No Lindsay, those pufferfish lips do not hide your gaunt, meth sunken eye sockets.

1014 days ago
7.

Ace    

It's OK to take a picture of dead Aunt Edna, but don't take a picture of Lindsay.

1014 days ago
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crimsons    

I'm unclear about this -- is this person in a movie or TV show?

1014 days ago
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Ghost Rider    

Oh, this should be fun for Lindsay. Go Judge Sautner!

1014 days ago
10.

beachgal    

She's too lazy to work a full 8 hrs, go straight to jail Lindsey lol

1014 days ago
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Marilyn    

The truth is either Lindsay learns important life skills like being on time + showing up at work, etc., or she will end up dead at the morgue in no time!
This work is an opportunity for her.
I wish her well.

1014 days ago
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RealityBites    

She won't last an hour and she'll have to leave....that smell is awful and she's on drugs and she will not be able to handle it....that judge knows what she's doing she wants her ass in jail and she will get it.

1014 days ago
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Sonya in Tx    

Good. Bring it on.....

1014 days ago
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Holly    

She'll try to get high on with their chemicals

1014 days ago
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itsallgoodnRoanoke    

This a Stupied Young Girl, And the Judge who Cont. to give her these breaks is ^%$#@ also. She is saying _uck the Judge! I am doing Me! This is a FOOL! LOCK HER UP! I want her locked up because the Judge is so SLOW that I know, that this is a SLAM DUNK CASE! It's over! Citizen wants her locked up for disrespecting the order!! Now, I did YOUR JOB, PERIOD!

1014 days ago
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