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Brooke & Charlie

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12/5/2011 12:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Brooke Mueller's latest Aspen arrest is doing a number on the time-space continuum ... because suddenly Charlie Sheen looks like a ... stable parent?

Plus, is taking care of pets a good warmup for kids? Everyone says it, but Bravo's maternity expert Rosie Pope ain't buying it. Also, why Herman Cain's decision to pull out is seriously bumming us out.

And porn star Lisa Ann -- aka "Nailin' Pailin" -- gives us some sex ed ... and reveals more about her "parts" than we wanted to know.

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(1:00) How many trips to rehab does it take to fix a drug problem? Well ... we don't have an answer, but we do know Brooke Mueller need to give rehab another try!
(7:00) We try and figure out who should get the kids ... Charlie or Brooke?  We can't come to a conclusion.
(11:50) Do you think good pet owners make good parents?  Maternity Trend Expect and host of "Pregnant in Heels", Rosie Pope, tells the guys what makes a good parent.
(19:00) Charles and Dax both think their dogs have prepped them to care for a child.  Anyone need a babysitter?
(21:10) (30:40) Tiger Woods finally wins a tournament!  We have mixed reviews in the newsroom if Tiger is back or not.
(34:52) Herman Cain is no longer running for president.  We think the debates will now be boring-er.
(37:00)The very beautiful and talented, Lisa Ann calls in and tells us how we can win a date with her to the AVN awards in Vegas.
(45:22) Wait ... What's a fleshlight?!?!
(47:02) Watch as Dax's face turns red while we talk about lady parts and flash lights.


38 COMMENTS

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carissa    

Do you realized this site is slowly turning as benign, unfunny and poorly written (not to mention cruel) as Perezhilton?

989 days ago
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Jenny    

HARVEY, I THINK CHARLIE SHOULD TAKE THE KIDS, HES DOING OK SO FAR IT SEEMS LIKE, HOPEFULLY.

989 days ago
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Jenny    

HARVEY, ARINE KLIEN IS AS GUILTY AS THE OTHER DOCS, HE SHOULD BE RIGHT NEXT TO DR MURRY.

989 days ago
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debbiedoesnothing    

What the hell were they thinking when they had those kids? They were both junkies then and neither one of them was ready to give up partying. The courts should take away custody from both of them and give them to the grandparents.

989 days ago
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Jenny    

HARVEY, SOUNDS LIKE CAIN IS PRETTY GUILTY TO ME OR ELSE HE WOULD HAVE STAYED IN AND FOUGHT IT OUT.

989 days ago
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Greygoose125    

How sad of a situation must be when Charlie Sheen is the most sober/sane parent - I just hope for his sons' sake he doesn't relapse anytime soon.

989 days ago
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sean    

The Cain Train was fun to watch, but apparently it spent a little too much time in tunnels.

989 days ago
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Lala    

HARVEY and CHARLES... do you think there comes a point in a celebrities "life/career" when they need to say to themselves and OTHERS "been there... done that... not doing it again"? When your career has spanned DECADES and your nolonger the PYT you USE to be (and still MAY be HOT in "middle age")... but a bonafide "CELEBRITY" (earned the "title")... a time when said celebrity needs to realize that girating around the stage in a nude unitard is BENEATH THEM (even IF they look good doing it)... wearing the latest TWEEN fashion is NOT APPROPRIATE (even if they can fit the SIZE)... Do you think that some CELBRITIES don't realize what they run the risk of becoming a CARICATURE of themselves?

989 days ago
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pam    

Harvey and Charles:
Both Charlie and Brooke are irresponsible parents. The kids should be placed in a stable home setting with responsible people until these two idiots GROW UP! The safety of the kids is paramount. It is not a custody contest!

989 days ago
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sypher    

Christie & Van bet on the LSU/UGA game last week. If Van lost he had to wear Christie's top. Christie lost so is she topless?

989 days ago
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JUstin    

Hmm..Charlie or Brooke ? Denise ..

989 days ago
12.

cali    

Brooke cant take care of herself. The kids should be taken from her

989 days ago
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UPYOURS    

Charlie is the better parent. He's tested clean on EVERY drug test, required or not. SHE refused to take a test, went into rehab, left rehab and got busted again. So many times I can't count. HE is working, she is working on doing as much booze and drugs as she can.

989 days ago
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MIKE    

You should give us one more choice and that would be foster care or adoption for these poor kids.

989 days ago
15.

JJ    

Who is the better parent? That's sort of like deciding which end of the turd is the cleanest...

989 days ago
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