"Miss Venezuela 2002" Aida Yespica was desperately in need of some support earlier today -- hitting Miami Beach in a polka dot bikini so small ... it defied the laws of physics.Forget Tim Tebow ... this is why we believe in God.
After seeing her, I too believe in God. Holy crap what a bod. Thank you Jesus/Buddha/Krishna/Whatver!
Those things look hideous.
I like small, petite boobs.
Not as small as Harvey Levin likes them, mind you.
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SERIOUSLY?? LOOK AT HER FACE- THAT'S A MAN, BABY....WITH SOME SAGGY BEACH BALL IMPLANTS!!!!! IT'S PAT!!!!
Probably the only reason she even has that on is it would be illegal here for her to go topless. I bet when she is back home or in Europe the top comes off.
Those are beautiful melons. What I would do is what's known as a "Mr. Spacely." I'd bury my face between those 2 large puppies then I'd shake my head back and forth & like Mr. Spacely on "The Jetsons" would say "Jetson,.your'eblub-blub-blub-blub fired!"
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