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Amber Portwood

Jailhouse Xmas Eve Dinner

Sounds TERRIBLE!!!

12/24/2011 7:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Amber Portwood
Amber Portwood is firmly entrenched on Santa's naughty list -- not only will she be spending the holidays behind bars, but her Xmas Eve meal sounds worse than eating a lump of coal. 

Amber was tossed in the slammer earlier this week and will remain there until a court date in January. 

According to the folks at the Madison County Jail in Indiana, inmates will be dining this evening on turkey sausage pizza (which was described to us as "a meat-like substance on top of the pizza"), a side of carrots (cold, not steamed), peas and some pineapple. 

Amber will not be having dessert.

Sometimes people really do get what they deserve at the holidays.


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Hey TMZ.... how does 31 comments equal 40? Oh yeah.... censorship. I forgot.

999 days ago


Well, ol'Harv (The Zionest) has directed his robot staff quite well in the Zionest fashion.
It's CHRISTMAS, Harv. Does it kill you to know that only 2% of the population is Zionest, and the overwhelming majority of America profess to be Christians?

999 days ago


Typical cafeteria food and honestly, sounds better than what we got most of the time at school. Maybe not 'holiday food' but hardly inedible. Who said jail was supposed to serve gourmet or even 'home-style' food (and whose home anyway?)?

And I bet if they offered the same meal free for the needy you have a line around the block within a half hour of the news being announced.

999 days ago


I doubt Amber's complaining. That plate of food is basically a regular xmas dinner, just like every other day. Well subtract the pizza thing and replace some turkey and a salad. Besides that gross pizza thing, I don't see anything wrong with the meal. Just don't eat it. And if she cared that bad about prison/jail food, there's ways to cook your own food in your cell.

999 days ago


Killing turkeys to feed people in jail??? Even non-vegetarians should find that objectionable I think.

999 days ago

vuiint fiiglo    

jailhouse biskets&gravie R2die4 best SOS in the freeworld

999 days ago


Take off the turkey chunks from the pizza and the rest of the meal will be fine. There's nothing wrong with fruits and vegetables.

998 days ago


Hey actually if she takes those pineapples and some of that crust/bread from the pizza she can make some pretty decent hooch. Just soak that bread up, get the yeast out of it, put in with the pineapples and some warm water and let that ferment for a few days in your cell...and bam- you're drunk. "Amber Portwood" sounds like a wine.

998 days ago



998 days ago


Harsh, but nothing I wouldn't expect from you guys. Cut the girl a break, she obviously has issues and I'm sure websites like yours don't help. She's not already being punished enough? I really hope you all sleep well at night.

997 days ago


She'd be eating that for Christmas dinner whether she was in the slam or not.

997 days ago
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