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Lindsay Lohan

I'll Joke About ANYTHING

on 'Saturday Night Live'

2/27/2012 4:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan has been the butt of jokes on "Saturday Night Live" for years, but TMZ has learned that this coming Saturday ... the LiLo jokes will be made by Lindsay herself. 

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has been dying to do "SNL" as a way to re-establish her career and reached out to Lorne Michaels personally to make it happen.

According to our sources, Lindsay plans on using all the unpleasantness from the last few years as fodder for the show. We're told Lindsay has already told "SNL" that she is game for anything and nothing is off limits.

Our sources say Lindsay wants to show that she is "in on the joke" -- so expect to see references to any number of DUIs, alleged necklace thievery, jail stints, mug shots ... and on and on. 



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So she has the Today Show on Thursday, I hope Matt Lauer gets down to the nitty gritty and asks some 'real' questions and doesn't kiss her little flat freckled a$$ and just talk about SNL. Does she have the clout to DEMAND certain questions 'off limits'? If she does, I hope they sh!t can the interview. Well Fallon is on Friday 3/2, him I don't expect anything BUT a kiss a$$ session, so I won't be disappointed there. She'll talk about how contrite she is (she ISN'T) and the same ole, same ole 'I've changed', 'I've learned my lesson', 'I'm working', 'I'm sober', blah, blah blah blah.

948 days ago


Lindsay Lohan -- who suspiciously appears to suddenly be on a promotion tour even though there's nothing to promote although there is an image to rehabilitate -- will be on the "Today Show" this Thursday.

Best part of this whole article: promotion tour even though there's nothing to promote......LMFAO!

It will be just lie after lie after lie
The appearance was expected... Plus, she'll be on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" later that day, and of course on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend.

What's missing in this list? "Meet the Press," although an appearance there is not expected.) Matt Lauer will handle the "Today" interview

948 days ago

Jay W.     

Still a fan... Don't screw this up Lilo.

948 days ago


I like the crew of TMZ. They're generally respectful when they approach a celebrity & they try to have a little fun with them.

948 days ago


OK, now change 'screen names' and give us all another little red 'check' mark, please. . .

948 days ago


maybe she will explain an a interview how Liz visited her (In spirit)..
why didnt Liz visit the actors that have accomplished more then beezid adds and crayola crayon playboy?
5150 interview will go nicely when she tells them how great she is doing..when her face shows a victim of a steven king movie...instead of "Thinner"...Liz waved her hand at her "Gezzer,gezzer,gezzer" and some one has to eat her pie before she dies of old age..eeeewwww Never mind I am just off the chain gross

948 days ago


she doesnt need interviews.she needs "INTERVENTION"

948 days ago


Time for the BOYCOTT of the druggie. Spread the word---------

948 days ago


The REALLY should replay that skit from 6 or 7 years ago when she hosted the show where they had Rachel Dratch (I think) portraying Lindsay as a worn out old lady but it turned out it was Lindsay 5 years in the future. That was the most dead on skit I've seen!

948 days ago

Jay W.     

People despise this girl... lmao. I imagine it's because; 1) she's famous and an easy target and or 2) Nobody in this thread has KNOWN or had a family member or friend OR KNOWN anybody for that matter who is a total F..K UP !

948 days ago

Jay W.     

Though I shouldn't admit this... I've know drugged out thieving whores that make Lilo look like Mother Theresa!


948 days ago

Ghost Rider    

I dont think RW has any real friends, or any old friends to tell them about his exciting life here at Tmz. If he did they would probably knock him upside the head for believing Lindsay is some super hot Goddess, and he is her white knight in shining armor. I also dont think RW has been on a date in years because women probably roll there eyes at him when he opens his mouth at the checkstand or anywhere else he goes when he is not glued to his computer, and two laptops with his three accounts. A dream life with Lindsay is all RW has in the whole world, because no woman could ever take him for real, even if he believes he is keeping it real.

948 days ago


Just wanted to say that every commenter here seems to be a heartless ****head. Its like you don't WANT her to get better. Guess what, if you are sick of hearing about her, then root for her, because when she is boring and only making movies and living a non hectic life people will stop reporting her at this level.

948 days ago


HA! Linds is doing the Today show for FREE! They're not paying her squat. HA! No airfare or hotel. HA! It's all on Linds and she's doing it anyway. HA! Wonder why? Again - HA!

948 days ago


here is a mean Poll
How many people would have a problem breaking her fingers if she stole from them?
cast your vote

948 days ago
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