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Lindsay Lohan

Almost Live from New York ...

3/3/2012 12:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving her New York hotel this morning, script in hand, as she gets ready to host "Saturday Night Live" tonight.

As TMZ previously reported, LiLo plans to sing her opening monologue and from there ... nothing is off limits. We're also told Lindsay has invited several famous friends to cameo on the show, but no word on exactly who will make an appearance. 

Lindsay is counting on tonight's "SNL" to re-launch her career. So we gotta ask ...

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Lucky_130    

What kind of Douchebag names there handle after there penis? A drunken inbred DOUCHEBAG whos obsessed with there lil ****-A-roach, that has nothing better to do with her life than tell bad jokes on a Lindsay Lohan story on TMZ thats who!!! Hey Andy, the world would be a much better place without you, your dumb jokes, SO TAKE THE JUMP!!!

966 days ago
377.

Danielle    

Hey Tony the Imposter, once upon a time lindsay was a gold brick and now she is a fake gold pebble...HA!

966 days ago
378.

Lucky_130    

Its time TMZ started clearing out the H8tards section here, because all 15 of them need a nice little dirt nap! If they only had neighbors of there own to spy on and gossip about, and spew there endless amount of h8tred towards, but chances are the next run down trailer is miles away!!! Today is the day H8tards, do everyone a big favor, and JUST GET IT OVER WITH!!!

966 days ago
379.

Danielle    

Goodnight Lovelies and take a dirt nap tony!!...GTSLMAO--going to sleep laughing my a.s.s off...hahahahhahaa

966 days ago
380.

charles    

sounds like Tony is threatening people

966 days ago
381.

It's Nikki Bitches     

Somoe is clicking away on that SNL poll. Shall we join them


http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/04/lindsay-lohan-saturday-night-live-2/

966 days ago
382.

Lucky_130    

LILO was actually pretty good and HOT in the babysitter sketch, and the H8ters are going crazy!!! They cant stand it anymore, and are pulling out whats left of there hair! It must be tough being a DOUCHEBAG!!!

966 days ago
383.

It's Nikki Bitches     

Dont mind Tony, hes got a lillte d!ck and thats why hes so mad

966 days ago
384.

Lucky_130    

Well this Bad Guy has gotti roll Road Lizards, and pick up some ice cream for the ladies. It might be tough getting through the day, after Lilos EPIC comeback on SNL, but somehow I know all 15 of you will manage, and comfort each other like the DOUCHEBAGS you are!!!

966 days ago
385.

It's Nikki Bitches     

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Thank you very much


Emma Stone

966 days ago
386.

Grandma Cracker    

Izzy, I'm a little pissed off about this Tony crap last night. I have always been good to you and Maddy and I were the only women on here.

966 days ago
387.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    


Izzy - are you a faeg? Rouge Wearer wants to know.

966 days ago
388.

Blood Red Witch    

Some people are just broken. Nothing you can do for or about them. nofly

966 days ago
389.

Grandma Cracker    

My oh my, some good reading this morning.

Seems to me the only skit Linds was half decent in was the street girls. She was in tight micro short and a tight sweater, and while she was dancing she was looking down at her own body. I noticed the other two women were looking at the camera and making their character faces. Not Lindsay, she was just admiring herself. Lindsay has so over sexualized herself that it gets in the way of her performances. She can't keep her eyes off of herself.

Guess it is good that her next role will be in a "Sexual Thriller", because that seems to be her forte' now.

Don't see the Liz thing happening anymore. Welcome to the wonderful world of pornography, hope it works better than I Know Who Killed Me.

966 days ago
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It's Nikki Bitches     

Honig got Eyewitness News to say nice about her. They also said she has "several" therphy sessions left plus her CM to finish up.

Safe to say after last night she's gonna need thoughs sessions..LMFAO!

966 days ago
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