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Lindsay Lohan

Marilyn Monroe Sketch Axed

by 'Saturday Night Live'

3/10/2012 5:12 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan was all set to continue her obsession with Marilyn Monroe during last week's "Saturday Night Live" -- but a sketch featuring her and Jon Hamm was scrapped at the last minute ... TMZ has learned. 

According to our sources, the sketch was to feature Lindsay as Marilyn and Hamm as JFK appearing to Rick Santorum (played by Andy Samberg) while he is at a conservative event (see photo above).

During the sketch, Marilyn and JFK explain Marilyn was on birth control provided to her by Medicare, which causes Santorum to vomit uncontrollably. Santorum (the real one) recently said that JFK's speech from 1960 about keeping religion out of politics "makes [him] want to throw up."

In the end, we're told the sketch made it all the way to rehearsals, and was even performed in front of a live audience, but was ultimately cut because of time constraints.

Lindsay has channeled Marilyn several times over the years, including her most recent Playboy cover.

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Grandma Cracker    

When the club is your home the homebody statement becomes true.

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557.

UPYOURS    

Wonder if anyone has checked to see if Lnor filed an accident report? Possibly LL is going to say a "parking valet" did the damage to her car?

900 days ago
558.

Blood Red Witch    

'Homebody Lohan' is now a stop on the Starlines Tour. On sidewalks and bars throughout the greater LA area!

900 days ago
559.

andyscandy    

I hope the bodyman does a better job then her hairstylist...
do the make paint job extentions? if they do you glue and primer will be showing on the car aswell

900 days ago
560.

ketjo    

Like to see her twist that style up in a knot on the top of her head cause that part is permanent those extensions go right up to the pith on both side and are glued to fall foward...toward her face to hide her cheek line...and hair line....and that must have tow at least two people 8 hours or more to glue that many in that small and right against her scalp...god that must itch like hell....and no way can you get a come down near your scalp...its all extensions.....
and I just got to bring up her poor nose...what ever she had in it the other week to make it look so straight on SNL has either come out ore worn out cause the tip of her nose has slipped sideways and collapsed more ...but on the other hand the bloat is not as noticiable...so maybe its breaking up ..to bad you can say the same for her lips.....
Yes I am bashing her looks tonight since that is the only thing her Loonies seem to judge her own...not good not good at all....

900 days ago
561.

Rogue Warrior    

Well, well, looki here; all the members of Trailer Court still think their voice matters 5 pages deep into TMZ's site. Do you all have specialty contracts with all the junk food companies so you can feed the JUNK that comes flying out out of your HUGE BASS MOUTHS like projectile vomit???


Tell me something good happened today, like who fell into a diabetic coma or fell into the lake while fishing and they had to call in a crane company to rescue them.

900 days ago
562.

Nikki    

In the pics from last night, the leather-faced hag behind Blo is Elise Rubin Popowitz, Elnore2.0's mother (don't ask me my source!)
LOL at her FB page:

Elise Rubin Popowitz
is on Facebook.

Activities and Interests:

Bodybuilding.com

Music: Kombo Breaker

Television

HBO Boxing
The Playboy Club
Beavis and Butt-Head
-----------------------------------------------------------

Now thats funny!

900 days ago
563.

UPYOURS    

You know the doors to those storage buildings are awful narrow, hiding in a storage room could be hazardous to your car, lol.

900 days ago
564.

Rogue Warrior    

All you rode wrecked, cornfed, inbred, bottomed out, trough feeding, delusional, skeptical, illiterate, bag lady and ball sac bullies need a heavy dose of STFU!!!!!!

Lilolicious loves you and thanks you for all your support. And don't forget, Wednesday is National kick a H8turd in the a*s day, twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

900 days ago
565.

andyscandy    

name some white things she could have hit
police car
Down town womens center
the stroller she missed the first time
Dawn Hollands car
judge revels front gate
a closing gate at the playboy mansion
kim ks draw bridge

900 days ago
566.

andyscandy    

lindsay doesnt realize that the "Big bang theory" is a TV show..or Einstein's ideas..
she thinks its something she does to get a role or gig..that involves a room full of particapants

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567.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

In those Daily Mail pics her eyes are as big as saucers. She looks 'higher' than usual.

900 days ago
568.

Rogue Warrior    

Andy, DH got hit by a car??? That's the best damn news I've heard all year!!!!

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569.

UPYOURS    

Be back shortly (pun intended, I'm short), soup is ready.

900 days ago
570.

Nikki    

OMG! She is so ugly in these pics..Funny story too.


Lindsay Lohan Is A Redhead Again!
March 13th, 2012

So it looks like Lindsay Lohan is trying to get her career back on track with a comeback of sorts – I’m not sure hosting Saturday Night Live and banging a weird old photographer can really be considered a comeback – and what better way to get back to your old self than by changing your hair color. Girls are weird. Anyway, I guess she was at her most popular back when she was a freckled face ginger and wants to get back to that Lindsay Lohan. Personally I want the drunken fire crotch Lindsay back, but I guess I don’t get any say in this decision

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=68922

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