Rachel Uchitel -- Baby Bumpin' Around Town

Her bump looks very odd. Gross actually. Why are we featuring a story on this wanna-be celeb? She's a washed up, haggard whore...I just don't get it.

This is the first time I've ever seen someone with duck lips and a plastic face lugging around a baby bump. Shocking imagery,.. it only accentuates the unnatural aspect of a plastic face.

Uchitel, the Kardashians... I swwear, TMZ loves to continuously report on irrevelant people.

I'm no expert but her belly doesn't look like there's a baby in there. Any mothers want to chime in?

She married an insurance guy and moved 400 miles away from LA to get away from this stuff. She's living a quiet, boring life, so why do we need to see pictures of it?

The WHORE IS PREGNANT..AT LEAST SHE NOT AS FAT AS JESSICA SIMPSON WHO IS UNRECOGNIZABLE..HER FACE IS ACTUALLY SWALLOWED IN BY HER EXTREME FATNESS!

The belly doesn't look right.The bump look's like a pillow.

It's Tiger's baby.

In the picture of her kneeling on the ground it looks like the edge of a padded bump under her right breast. A very odd pregnancy belly.

Photos look very staged. I wonder if she has figured out who the father is yet?

porr lil bastard child..his mother is actually a whore......a real life whore........kid be better off still born!

Do they know who's baby it is? Seriously, the wrong person was in the Trade Center on 9/11.

a whore slept with famous golfer suddenly tmz thinks she is famous

This fake horse toothed whore had an affair with a married famous man and then blackmailed him until he payed her (I believe) 5 million bucks!!!!!!!!!!!
What a filthy skanky money thieving whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if "Dr" Drew cured her "love addiction". Stupid whore.

you can dress it up, get it pregnant, and even marry it, - but it is still a whore !