Christian Slater -- Fit, Shirtless & Soaking Wet

Fit? Do these stars PAY you people to say these things? FIT?!?!

42. That's funny.

Doesn't he beat his ladies?

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i'd shoot myself if i wake up with that kind of flab on my body...

WOW The men at TMZ who made this post have really low standards. There is nothing toned nor attractive about that body.

Is that a Merkin on his otherwise bald head?

Misfit, YES Tmz gets paid to write stupid sh-t about celebrities. They also side with celebrities when there is a lawsuit or disagreement between a celeb and non celeb. Sometimes blantaltly ignoring fact and reason to make the celebrity look good. I wish there was another website really devoted to celeb news so I wouldn't have to come here to get it. TMZ is basically a publicists wet dream.

Whoa. PALE though...

The guy looks healthy for 60,the tattoo is bad news the older he gets! But where live in the mid west he looks about 25. So go by the mid west standards he is a real stud!

If that was of a female, equivalent size, TMZ staff would be making whale jokes. This site is so sexist and pro-male it's not even funny.

Oh please.....

Hi Christian I am working on my mastered physique, but Brad Pitt inspired me to have a master physique when performing. And hi TMZ. Anyway my name is Herbert Penner and I am a working Actor. I performed at the 45th Street Theater in Manhattan, NY; last week. I got a standing ovation after my performance in a small theater and nobody gets standing ovations in a small theater, well now its people hardly ever get standing ovations in a small theater since I got a big one. After my performance the audience got up out of their seats and applauded for extended periods of time and were rooring; do you know what that's like? A star was born that night. I am going to see if I can give Leonardo Di Caprio a little friendly competition. I am dieting and training to have a mastered physique. Me taking on Di Caprio is going to be like Rocky Balboa taking on Apollo in the Rocky movie, when Rocky was an underdog and a nobody, except this in real life. Taking on Di Caprio may seem impossible but I have an advanced new acting technique that I pioneered in my back pocket. Any comments my email is herb.31@hotmail.com Check out my bio on my profile.

I always knew I was genetically superior to this, this, this thing. Even on aqua net money I own this xxxx. I dont even do jack impressions, but I bet mine are better & not to sound like a ****, but I bet I also have a higher IQ, am a vastly superior actor and could power-thrust-phhucck his girlfriend so resoundingly, she would instantly quad-O. I'm just annoyed cause people used to always say "hey you kinda look like that guy" and now what has this man become? I couldn't watch him while eating a bowl of special k and I'm an ugly person.

fit?? um no! all i can say is he is not obese, and how the heck is he only 42???