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Jackie Mason to Cops:

My Girlfriend ATTACKED Me!

3/30/2012 1:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Cops responded to the home of comedy legend Jackie Mason
Cops responded to the home of comedy legend Jackie Mason this morning ... after the 75-year-old called 911 claiming he was attacked by his 48-year-old girlfriend ... TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, Jackie told police he and Kaoru Suzuki-McMullen had been in an heated argument in his NYC apartment ... when she turned violent.

Jackie told police ... he tried to grab his phone to call his doorman ... when Kaoru tried to snatch it ... scratching and bruising Jackie in the process. He eventually got control of the phone and dialed 911.

When cops arrived to the scene, we're told they observed scratches on Jackie's arm.

According to law enforcement sources, Kaoru was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault. The investigation is still ongoing.


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Would you please post this womans address as I would like to send her a sizable abount of cash for her legal defense against this "non compos mentis" and thank her for defending herself against this unfunny borscht belt has been.

899 days ago


Yep I believe she has been beating him for some time now, look in his eyes he looks like he's been beaten. He just finally got fed up and called 911 this time. Good for you Jackie!

899 days ago

Billy Bob    

He's still alive?

899 days ago


Jackie, play with girls your own age!

899 days ago


I think by girlfriend you mean asian prostitute ........Check out her photos on the web...
Jackie may be a playa but he isn't much of a payer.......she looks like a bargain ho

899 days ago


The first one to call 911 usually wins

899 days ago

What You Really Want To See    

Sue me! I love Jackie Mason.

899 days ago
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