(1:00) Breaking news -- Miley Cyrus' bloody mess.
(2:05) Black "Bachelor" contestant Marshana Richie calls in to talk about the show being sued for discrimination.
(7:32) Video of Charlie Sheen ... totally sober. Plus the first photo of Kathy Bates as Charlie's ghost on "Men."
(11:01) Fab Morvan from Milli Vanilli joins Harvey and Charles to say this generations crop of lip-syncers totally vindicates him.
(17:20) The inside scoop on the musical chairs going on between "GMA" and "Today."
(22:35) We asked the director of the Secret Service quite possibly the best question in our history.
(25:50) The guy who tried out to be a cheerleader for the Denver Broncos calls in.
(36:09) Simon Cowell is on the phone -- he answers all Harvey's questions about the hookup that stole his computer, what Howard Stern is really like, Britney Spears' chance of joining "The X Factor," and that sick house he bought his ex.