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Ousted Secret Service Agents

New Job Offer --

Help Us Find the Real Hookers!

4/23/2012 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0421_adult_search_doc_launchThe 11 Secret Service agents currently under investigation for their alleged Colombian sexual escapades have a steamy new job offer that will put their well-trained eyes to good use ... TMZ has learned.

According to a letter obtained by TMZ, an escort service website called Adult Search is offering the former servicemen a chance to review potential escorts for their company AND actually get paid for it.

The website says they are interested in the ex-agents because they proved their whore-spotting prowess in Colombia. The site wants to offer them a gig as "reviewers" because their "trained eyes can tell the difference between a common prostitute and the legal adult escorts we list."

Hey in this economy ... lucky bastards beggars can't be choosers.

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JAMES LAKOVISH    

you have to give ADULT SEARCH SOME CREDIT ALL THE FREE ADVERTISMENT THEY WILL GET THEIR WEB SITE WILL BE FLOODED WITH HITS SMART MOVE ON THEIR PART

731 days ago
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My Big Salami    

Hey Secret Service its no secret that Hookers are only $40 bucks in Tijuana and they are as hot as Selma Hayeck and Penelope Cruz!

731 days ago
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nick    

So dont care if they got hookers because they broke no laws there!!!!I dont care also can you make it easlier too post and clean up the spam on here!!!!! does anybody on the staff even read these comments half is spam!!!!!!.....

731 days ago
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Superman    

The FBI will investigate this site and take it down in 3...2...1... Cheers!

731 days ago
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northern gypsy    

ummm...this soon-to-be-ex agent may be able to spot hookers...however...he's a mega twit for not paying up and bring his career (and his colleagues) under investigation !!!

731 days ago
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Jay W.     

Now comes the celebrity status... while banging wh.res ! Were do I apply ?

731 days ago
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OBAMA CLAUS     

VOTE 2012- TSA/ GSA another tabloid news headline from the White House - welcome to

the NEW COOL DEAL - Presdient Obama promised he would 'MAKE POLITICS COOL"

730 days ago
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Stash     

Inquiring minds want to know ....what girls provided the BEST service to our agents.......Gee at least we can get some benefits for all those spent tax dollars LOL!

730 days ago
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Katy Brown    

THE US GOVERNMENT AND THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA ARE USING THE SECRET SERVICE SCANDAL TO DISTRACT THE PUBLIC ABOUT THE REAL SCANDAL IN THE SUMMIT IN CARTAGENA:
THE US BANKS ARE MAKING APROX. 500 BILLION/YEAR WITH THE DRUG MONEY LAUNDRY BUSINESS LONG TIME AGO !! .
PROPOSALS SUCH AS LEGALIZATION OF DRUGS AND COMPLAINTS ABOUT EVIDENT CORRUPTION WITH ANTI-MONEY LAUNDRY REGULATIONS IN WASHINGTON, WERE COMPLAINTS MADE BY COLOMBIAN, MEXICAN PRESIDENT AND THE LATIN AMERICAN LEADERS IN THE AGENDA OF THE SUMMIT OF AMERICAS IN CARTAGENA, COLOMBIA.
OBAMA'S RESPONSE TO THESE COMPLAINTS WAS ELUSIVE, MISLEADING AND COVERED UP ....
ALL THIS CRAP DEMONSTRATES AGAIN .... IT'S A CORRUPT WALL ST. GOVERNMENT : WAR ON DRUGS IS WALL ST. BUSINESS !!! THE REAL CARTELS ARE IN USA....AND LATIN COUNTRIES ARE PAYING THE PRICE, BECAUSE OF THE VIOLENCE AND CORRUPTION THAT ALL THIS **** CREATES....
DON'T BELIEVE IT ??
JUST GOOGLE THIS : "US BANKS MONEY LAUNDRY" ...AND YOU WILL SEE !!!
CHECK OUT THESE ARTICLES:
"US Bank Money Laundering - Enormous By Any Measure" By James Petras : http://rense.com/general28/money.htm
"How a big US bank laundered billions from Mexico's murderous drug gangs" : http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/03/us-bank-mexico-drug-gangs
".....At the height of the 2008 banking crisis, Antonio Maria Costa, then head of the United Nations office on drugs and crime,
said he had evidence to suggest the proceeds from drugs and crime were "the only liquid investment capital"
available to banks on the brink of collapse. "Inter-bank loans were funded by money that originated from the drugs trade,"
There were signs that some banks were rescued that way...........". he said.

730 days ago
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Stash     


A couple of hookers get smitten by the trouser worm and all hell breaks loose .....what will happen when a real problem arises

730 days ago
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dave    

I am retired from the Marines , went in 1966.

I can spot the difference. Just hang around any Senate office and check their rollodex. Those listed are the pros.

730 days ago
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beth heath    

has this company checked on the availability of David Vitter? He's very familiar with hookers.

730 days ago
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Stash     

The toughest decision the Secret Service agents would have to make that day was it to be Poon Tang or Poon Yang? , and of course which of the Hookers would really provide "Secret Service". Apparently they guessed wrong!

730 days ago
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Kinkee Pinkee    

Hey ... I have an idea!?! Let's spend a zillion dollars researching how long the men folk been chasing the women folk ... in DC ... and other exotic locations ... roflmao. Has it been just a "handful of them" OR "most of them"???

730 days ago
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Melina Bella    

Oh that's why i love America! Just don't give any damn to government. Many escorts are employed and it is legal, so don't dare say that this is illegal and dirty. http://www.adultsearch.com will strain and squeeze who are the best for their service!

730 days ago
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