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Dykstra, Murray, Debarge

Jailbird Homies!

5/6/2012 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Conrad Murray
and James DeBarge just got a new friend -- Lenny Dykstra is now held up next to them in the L.A. County Jail's celebrity wing.

Dykstra -- who is serving time for assault with a deadly weapon and lewd conduct -- joins the doctor and the singer in the slammer, and we're told at times it has gotten downright raunchy.

We're told Dykstra sometimes puts a sheet over his head -- for fun -- pokes a hole around the waste area and sticks his "baseball bat" through the hole ... for the amusement of anyone who dares to look.

Debarge's lawyer, Spencer Vodnoy, tells TMZ ... Murray and DeBarge are now best buds, and they make fun of Dykstra and his perverted past-time pleasures.

But all good things must come to an end.  DeBarge is getting out in a few days.

Looks like it's time for batting practice, Conrad.

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BadCoworkers.com    

thats our Lenny! imagine what he does at home when he's alone.

863 days ago
17.

thefloydian    

Who's the editor? "Waste? It's "waist" you tool!!

863 days ago
18.

CriticXtreme    

There's no justice. For the state, the justice is the money they make housing these d-bags. Jail systems should be added to your financial portfolio. It's a business that's definitely recession proof.

863 days ago
19.

yvonne from uk    

He could put the baseball bat to good use and knock the living daylights out of Murray, i'd pay to watch that.

863 days ago
20.

LittleBIt    

Dykstra does WHAT with a sheet? Boy is playing and acting like an idiot even in jail? You have lost your friggin mind Lenny. Who knew you were a wack job.

863 days ago
22.

Kymberly    

did you mean waist?

863 days ago
23.

arkbri    

only lenny dykstra..donning a white sheet over his head to amuse the black inmates. Lenny meet mel brooks !! Where the black women at....

863 days ago
25.

Susan62509    

"Looks like it's time for batting practice, Conrad."
***************
No way, Conrad rather play with his" instrument".

863 days ago
26.

Throwback kid    

They could do a reality show with these three convicts, they could call it celebrity Tossed Salads. Without contact with woman, that's exactly what these guys will be up to.

863 days ago
27.

keepinitrealincali    

These boys have got to do something to keep themselves entertained otherwise they'd all go stir crazy. Wait-- I think Lenny is already there.

863 days ago
28.

Jodi    

LMAO @ LA County Jail celebrity wing.

Dykstra seems to be enjoying himself ....Murray and DeBarge best buds?

863 days ago
29.

duilama    

DUILAMA

{I Think I Made HN Mad}
Te Hehe
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Good job, I hope she got mad enough and lit herself on fire, like MJ, the human tower efferno, in her gold panties!
Hahaha!
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137.

DUILAMA

MIMI
Deleted??
Then how come my post still shows on my profile?
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What profile do you have? I see a profile of a typical potential child molester who is now a child molester supporter
3 HOURS AGO
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138.

DUILAMA

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
3 HOURS AGO
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139.

OHWELL

MJ Says:

Have A Pepsi & A Child.

iPad
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140.

OHWELL

I Just "LOVE" Watching
The Little Shemales
Head Burst On Fire

Thank You TMZ For
Muting The Music

The Little Freak Was So
Drugged Up She Didn't
Even Know Her Hair
Was On Fire.....

.....Te Hehe
55 MINUTES AGO
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141.

DAYBREAKER

nice nose, mj!
How many cans of pepsi do you have to sell to get it looking so good? I must say, it looks more perfect than Peter Pan's! Did you have an option for the color? Or did you have to bleach that too?

863 days ago
30.

duilama    

Looks like Phantom was extra excited by this story. Was it because of the white sheet? or Was it because of the baseball bat?

Talking about white sheet, where the hell is Shareurwoodie simmering these days?

863 days ago
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