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Octomom

I'm Buying a DUNGEON

With Masturbation Money

5/6/2012 12:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Octomom
has deep, dark plans for the money she's earning with her new solo masturbation video -- telling TMZ, she wants to buy a "dungeon" with the cash ... to keep her and her 14 kids safe from the prying eyes of the public.

Of course, "dungeon" is a metaphor -- what Nadya Suleman means is she wants to buy a house that's far away from everything ... preferably in a low-key gated community ... where she can "hide."

Octo was on her way into Makeup Mandy in West Hollywood this week -- to get a spray tan for her big shoot -- and she told us, "The only dream I have is to buy a safe home for my family."

Octo wouldn't comment on how much she's getting paid for the gig -- but she did say she's extremely nervous. That makes 6 billion of us.

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76.

frunklin    

By dungeon what she means is, she's building a place to keep the kids.

699 days ago
77.

kati    

octomom has saggy boobies ewww!!!! ;p

696 days ago
78.

bino1952    

How about Octo Idiot. What is most sad about this whole thing is, of course, the children. How screwed up are they going to be? Very.

696 days ago
79.

rsmik    

The only dungeon she could afford would be a fixer-downer

695 days ago
80.

nikemichols    

There's 7 Billion of us now, Jim

692 days ago
81.

nikemichols    

There's 7 Billion of us now, Jim

692 days ago
82.

John Doe    

There's 7 Billion of us now, Jim

692 days ago
83.

cindy    

wow for a second their i thourght she was going from porn to becoming a professional Dominatrix !

690 days ago
84.

cindy    

what a stupid statement " she's a natural" commenting on ms. suleman performance.

How many kids does she have ?

690 days ago
85.

Zacharoni    

Imagine her surprise when she finds out that the room with the summer sausage and champaign bottle is the set and not the green room!

688 days ago
86.

nu sox n draws    

octo-dominatrix?

684 days ago
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