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Michael Lohan

Dina Is NOT Qualified

For New Reality Gig

6/2/2012 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Dina Lohan
is the last person on the planet qualified to mentor young actors on a new reality show -- at least according to ex-hubby Michael ...  who insists Dina wreaked irreparable havoc on her own children ... including Lindsay.

Dina's set to star in two upcoming reality shows -- one about celebrity ex-wives called "Hollywood Exes" ... another called "DramaMamas," in which she mentors young Broadway hopefuls.

Michael is incredulous: "Dina destroyed our kids by lying to them and alienating them ... I feel bad for her next victim!"

Michael tells us, "Lindsay is the talented one. She did it on her own ... Ali is doing it on her own too ... her beauty ... Dina did nothing."

Calls to Dina were not returned.

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91.

Erin    

What a mess all of the Lohans are...

819 days ago
92.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

Red Twaht is just jealous of the clear-headed H8turds ans is only here for his 15 minutes of shame.

819 days ago
93.

ilovegossip    

Hmmm...interesting quote from the executive producer, who previously has said nothing but great things about Lindsay. Funny to hear him say this:
Thompson says with confidence. "She is excited and so into it. She went from being unfocused to being totally focused now that the movie is up and going."
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Still would love to know what they are going to do about Lindsay's voice. It's nothing like Liz's, and even good acting wouldn't fix that.

819 days ago
94.

Danielle    

ILG
Did i see that correctly, she went from being unfocused to focused once filming started??...see lindsay just cant focus unless she is forced to!!

819 days ago
95.

Vorlon    

Is this an admission Hellp is getting Electroshock therapy??? If not, she should consider it.
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help this young woman
I am rather shocked

819 days ago
96.

Skeptical    

Derp Cloud sez:
"MAXIMUM LOL!!! Now why would you be thinking about me???? What are you afraid of??? A Lindsay Lohan comeback?????? What else???
SUPER MAXIMUM LOL!!!!"

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I think about you about as often as I think about using a truck stop bathroom. Which is funny, because you two have a lot in common. Both filled with barely-working parts and both smell like the inside of a drunk whore's ass.

Derpy, I am magnetically drawn to berating those that leave themselves wide open for it. That means you. It's so easy, and ever-so satisfying. If you find that flattering, I guess that means I get to shame you all over again. So please, keep the foolishness coming. Not that you can control it.

819 days ago
97.

Alarmed    

It's funny when the pot talks smack about the kettle.

819 days ago
98.

Nikki    

Ewww! Look how old she looks compare to girls her own age


http://lindsaylohansource.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=115538&fullsize=1

819 days ago
99.

Nikki    

Paris is older than "Last Chance Lohan" and Paris looks younger


http://lindsaylohansource.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=115539&fullsize=1

819 days ago
100.

Nikki    

She really killed her looks, no longer pretty.

http://lindsaylohansource.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=115540&fullsize=1

819 days ago
101.

magmax    

Important Safety Tip for anyone who wishes to communicate more effectively with Red Cloud. You simply address him at his innate level and in a manner he can understand, like this: "Red Cloud, -- cleanup on aisle 3, -- Red Cloud".
You'll find he responds very well to this, much like Pavlov's dog.

819 days ago
102.

magmax    

Look at the photo of Lindsay behind the fence on the right side of this page. She;s going "I can't feel my arms".

819 days ago
103.

Nikki    

Scroll down till the pic of LCL n Liz. Liz is probably double her age in the photo but yet LCL looks way older. LCL looks nothing like Liz. Also check out skin tone. Liz is beautiful LCL looks nasty!


http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69450334.html

819 days ago
104.

UPYOURS    

Someone on that last link posted they thought Catherine Zeta-Jones would have been better as Ms. Taylor. Must say, out of all the names tossed out there, it would have been an excellent match-up. Doubt Zeta-Jones would DO a Lifetime movie, quit a bit below her standards.

819 days ago
105.

UPYOURS    

Off to play my games, have a good one all!

819 days ago
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